September 6th, 9 years ago

At that moment, three creeps rush me from behind and throw A STRING OF SAUSAGES over my shoulders. I think: Kiriyenko must have come up with something this time whose symbolism is so deep that it’s impossible to understand. In any case, for such a brilliant and daring stunt, I propose giving the man in charge of domestic policy a second name: Sergei Sausage_Baron Kiriyenko.

Alexei Navalny