Honestly, you read this and can’t help but laugh. News from government agencies has turned into a joke:
So, we won’t be able to build it—there’s no money—but we’ll count it differently, and then it’ll look better.
All that’s left is to wait for someone in the government to come up with an even more brilliant proposal: since introducing a coefficient isn’t helping much, they could introduce an enhanced coefficient instead. Then multiply everything by that.
On top of that, the length of roads built in even-numbered years should be multiplied by pi.
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