The news is good, but, as usual, you want to say: it's a shame that it's the Americans investigating this, and not Russia.

Gennady_"Gangrene"_Timchenko has been robbing the citizens of Russia for fourteen years, becoming the chief middleman in the sale of our oil. He made billions from it and bought up real estate all over the world.

And it is the Americans who are prosecuting him for laundering Russian money, not Russia for stealing that very money in the first place.

Well, at least this way. No one feels sorry for Gangrene:

P.S. In the meantime, don't forget to vote. It matters now more than ever.

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