While we’re still thinking about what kind of campaign videos to make for the "Spring" march, one has already appeared online that simply can’t be topped.

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So don’t just sit there snickering, citizens—take to the streets on March 1. Otherwise, before we know it, the school curriculum will include a story called "Putin and the Stove Builder," while foreign languages and Darwin’s theory will be gone.

Instead of physics from the eighth grade onward, students will be given a textbook titled "On the Proper Development of Family and Society," edited by Academician R. Kadyrov.

That is exactly the logic by which events are unfolding, and that is exactly what will happen if we stay home, keep quiet, and just snicker.

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