I deeply apologize for linking to the “newspaper” *Izvestia* (a major Russian daily), but I just can’t resist. This is magnificent.

About the organization “Officers of Russia” and its leader Anton Tsvetkov—the very same man who recently shut down a photo exhibition in central Moscow by his own unilateral decision:

The Chief Officer must be doing quite well for himself if he can afford a Ferrari and five- or six-room apartments in luxury buildings downtown.

And his business is rather peculiar too:

Just wonderful—especially considering Tsvetkov’s official positions (he has a website, and it literally has a section called “positions”).

A security commission, an advisory council attached to the силовые органы (Russia’s security and law-enforcement agencies), corporate raiding, a red Ferrari, a five-room apartment in the city center. A perfectly normal chain of associations. Russia.

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