This is a strange assumption on the Kremlin’s part: to douse me with green antiseptic dye so I wouldn’t travel across the country and organize rallies.
But it only makes it a hundred times cooler.
The volunteers in Barnaul and Biysk (we’re opening two campaign offices there today) will get the most stylish selfies, and I’ll definitely be the star of any rally.
A life hack: lemon doesn’t remove green antiseptic dye. Formic acid works a hundred times better. But I’ll probably stay light green for quite a while yet. The teeth are a bit worrying — they’re green too for now, but I hope they’ll whiten eventually.
By the way, I felt enormous relief when someone shouted, “It’s brilliant green!” The guy waiting for me at the entrance to the campaign office held out his hand, and as I happily went to shake it, he sprayed me right in the eyes with pretty good aim. It burned badly, and I thought in horror that it was acid. But brilliant green? That’s nothing!
Another funny thing: the guy with the brilliant green ran off, got into a car, and it drove him to the regional administration building! The car is still peacefully parked there.
Our plans remain unchanged. On the 26th, come out to the rallies. The list of cities is here.
You can support our campaign here.