After all, I’m the candidate with the greatest administrative clout. No doubt about it. I haven’t even been elected to anything yet, and I’m already solving a whole pile of problems just by showing up.
And organizing “youth leisure activities” is easy for me too. Invite me to speak in your cities, and you’ll see how social life starts to bloom at the mere mention of my name.
For example, I’m speaking in Kemerovo today, and thanks to me, residents have access to a free ice rink.
Who else can do that?
Don’t feel like going to the rink? No problem. A glowing balloon launch will take place at the same time as my rally.
That doesn’t work for you either? Fine, here’s a concert. Hit like and bring your friends.
Don’t want the concert, the glowing balloons, or the ice rink? My, you’re picky. But there’s something for you too. A festive fireworks display will also take place at the same time as my rally!
It will soar, so to speak, above Soviets Square:
What’s more, with a flick of the wrist I’m changing the way public transportation is organized in Kemerovo.
They approved our rally for a super inconvenient location, far from the city center. And just to be safe, they also canceled the marshrutkas (shared minibuses) going there.
Let me remind you that this is exactly where pressure is being put on our campaign headquarters coordinator through his relatives.
This is all just wonderful. A perfect illustration of how the monolithic authorities (forget Putin—even the governor here gets 95% of the vote) are absolutely, totally, completely unafraid of any opposition. And feel very, very confident.
Stability here is so stable that nothing can possibly shake it.
If it turns out that even the “soaring festive fireworks” didn’t interest you, then come to my meeting. We’ll talk about all of this.
Today at 6:00 p.m., in the square at the intersection of Leonov and Alexandrov.