Looking at these pictures, I want to wipe myself down thoroughly with an alcohol wipe, put on a giant plastic bag, and then hug everyone who took part in "Smart Voting" in Moscow.
Although, by the rules, I’d now have to change the bag after every citizen I hugged.
Anyway, one way or another, Eldibitta Vasilyevna is being driven into bankruptcy.
And Eldibitta Vasilyevna, as you may remember, is the nominal owner of all the billions, hotels, factories, newspapers, and steamships acquired by Metelsky, the leader of United Russia in Moscow.
Or rather, a former deputy. That’s how our country works. You sit in the Duma (the lower house of Russia’s parliament) and pull strings — your mother is a successful businesswoman. You get kicked out of the Duma — your mother goes bankrupt.
So once again, thanks to everyone who helped kick him out.
It’s just a shame Diana Gurtskaya sang, “I don’t see any other candidates.”
We saw them, and we elected them. Sign up for "Smart Voting" — it works.