In bold red letters on my list of things I failed to do in 2019 is “reach one million followers on Instagram.” ⠀ It’s incredibly frustrating, because I’m only 11,000 followers short of a million. ⠀ Today, while out on a run, I was thinking about what I could possibly do to gain those 11,000 in the two days left. ⠀ Every article on “how to become popular on Instagram” says you need to: - take photos with food; - take photos with children. ⠀ I got back from my run, and the kids were just having breakfast. I decided to take extreme measures. I took their food away and made them pose for photos. ⠀ Follow me on Instagram—think of the poor little ones being terrorized by a father obsessed with social media. ⠀ Share this post. The children need help!