After two days in a dark, filthy little holding cell at the police station, I’m glad to find myself even in the Tverskoy District Court! At least there’s light here. Old man Putin is so afraid of our 09/09 protest against raising the pension age that I’m now clearly headed for 30 days in jail and won’t be able to keep organizing things myself. But I have no doubt that you’ll manage without me. Protests will take place in nearly a hundred cities across the country, so be sure to come out. The crooks and thieves won’t drive themselves out, and no one but us will defend our pensions—present and future. Whoever stays home will be helping the thieves. Don’t get bored.