There’s good news too! They’ve allowed me to be shown on television again. ⠀ I was a regular presence there in 2011–2013. Italian resident “TV journalist” Solovyov, British subject “TV journalist” Brilyov, and many of their colleagues, sparing no effort, told viewers what a terrible person I was and how I wanted to destroy dear little Russia in the interests of the West. They said all that, and then went home to their apartments and houses in Italy and France. ⠀ In 2013, I won 30% of the vote in the Moscow mayoral election. Sobyanin avoided a second round—which he would have lost—only thanks to stolen ballots and fraud. The Kremlin decided that I was not to be shown on television in any capacity. They weren’t even allowed to criticize me. That’s how I became the Man Who Must Not Be Named. ⠀ But now, after the failed attempt on my life, there’s been a breakthrough. Several TV shows a week are devoted to my humble person. The propagandists are very convincingly telling the citizens of Russia that: - I was never in a coma at all; - the coma was so severe that I was too unstable to be transported from the hospital in Omsk; - I was not poisoned; - I was poisoned, but by employees of the ACF (Anti-Corruption Foundation); - I was hiding out in a Berlin hospital; - I was never in a Berlin hospital, and all the photos from there are fake. ⠀ Interesting.