I received a press release. Title: NARCOTICS POLICE OFFICER CHERKESOV — A PURVEYOR OF NONSENSE, A HYPE-MONGER, AND A FABRICATOR (for whom the International Convention might as well not exist) Sections of the release: A PRIME EXAMPLE OF UTTER NONSENSE 7 FEATS OF CHERKESOV IN THE FIELD OF NONSENSE PRODUCTION HOW AND WHY NONSENSE IS BORN Here is one quote: **And then Babayan, a fussy busybody from Zurabov’s agency, appeared on the horizon and, after 40 years of reflection, declared (naturally, with reference to the 1988 UN Convention) that ethyl ether is, in the purest sense, a "potent substance." And from that point on, Citizen Cherkesov was on a roll. **The human rights advocates do have a flair for phrasing things beautifully..