As you all know, another debate is taking place today. Now then, I have an important announcement. At Ksenia Sobchak’s insistence, we have had to introduce certain restrictions on audience entry: **- women must have a Louis Vuitton handbag young men must have an HERMES neck scarf **Special staff will be stationed at the entrance, using special methods to distinguish genuine items from counterfeits. Sergei Shargunov asked that everyone coming to support him be allowed in with ice axes. But we were forced to refuse. **JUST KIDDING! HA! HA! HA! **Admission is free. Come along—you won’t regret it. P.S. As for the ice axes: those really are not allowed.
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