Hey, four-eyes! Take off those bicycle glasses! I need your help. I’ve decided to leave your ranks. I’ve resolved to undergo the exorcism of laser vision correction. One of my eyes is at -2.5, the other at -2. Glasses irritate me like crazy. I can’t wear contacts. Straight under the knife. An informal poll of people I know has produced wildly contradictory information: some say everything is fine and their vision is like a sniper’s, while others talk about monstrous headaches haunting everyone who’s had the surgery for years. And none of the people I know have actually had the operation themselves—they’re all repeating stories from their acquaintances. The internet offers a gigantic amount of information. But most of it is advertising. So, basically, I have four questions: - to do it or not to do it - where to do it, and does it matter what machine is used - which is better: the mysterious LASIK or the equally mysterious PRK - is there any way to make sure that after the operation I’ll be able to burn with my gaze everyone I don’t like
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