What a truly awful and boring game football is. It’s just unbearable to spend two hours watching these weirdos try to score and fail. At best, you get one goal per match. Obviously, the goal should be twice as wide. Then instead of the traditional 1:0, it’d be 5:7. One goal every seven or eight minutes of play is a lot more fun than one every ninety — or even a hundred and twenty — minutes. Someone should write a letter to FIFA.