1. Yesterday I went to see "Pirates of the Caribbean." The whole movie, one question kept tormenting me: what on earth did Keira Knightley do to her nose? She seems to have cut off everything except the bridge! How does she even breathe through it? But overall, the movie was pretty decent.

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m_gaidar went to meet with Bush. She called yesterday asking for advice on what she should say to him. I suggested that as soon as she enters the Bush-protected premises, she should greet him loudly by shouting "HEY DUDE!!!" or "PREVED AMERICANCHEG!!!" (an intentionally mangled, meme-style Russian greeting meaning roughly "Hi there, American!"). I think that’s probably exactly the kind of thing she’ll pull off.

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