I went outside to take a look at this heavily hyped eclipse of yours. Peak in Moscow: 14:08. There were about ten other idiots like me with me on the embankment. There was no eclipse. It’s all made up. Like the Moon landings, Darwin’s theory, the Holocaust, and honest traffic cops. Upd I texted my wife (she’s at the dacha, a country house): - so, can you see the eclipse over there? reply: - yes, very clearly. The clouds completely eclipsed the sun.