You’ve really gotten on our nerves, dear Mikhail, And truth be told, we never liked you much before either. But we gave you both oil and gas, And you go and act like a complete asshole. We don’t know what kind of relationship you have With Nino Burjanadze... You give her flowers.. You treat her to mandarins, While scaring the Russian people with NATO. But we’re not afraid of you, katso (a Georgian colloquial term), For things like that, we’ll smash your face in. We’ll find Western sponsors ourselves, And together with George, we’ll hit back at you hard (sic). For the second time in my life, I’ve been struck by the urge to write verse. That worries me...

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