Guys at MTS, I’m so sick of you already!!!! First you sent me a text saying I’d still have to pay for incoming calls because I have a direct number. Then I had to change all the numbers in my phonebook to that idiotic 495 prefix. And now my number shows up for everyone with the 985 prefix, and once again I have to change some settings. You bastards, I’ve been your subscriber since 1996! I haven’t changed my number once in my life. I was using your company back in the days when, just to get a bill, I had to stand in line for two hours at the only office on Taganka (a district in Moscow)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I talked for three minutes a day and paid $400 a month for it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was using your company back in the days when, just to get even minimal reception on the phone, you had to place it on a special spot on the refrigerator that had been determined by trial and error!!!!!!!!!!!! For a year and a half I talked while pressed up against its cold, indifferent white metal surface !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!

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