All jokes aside, these scoundrels—the judges in Cheboksary—are handing citizens 15-day jail terms on the basis of reports like these.
(via a link from Pavel Chikov) Meanwhile, the prosecutor's office is asking that United Russia member Tsepovyaz—who, together with another United Russia member, Tsapok, murdered 12 people in the stanitsa (Cossack village) of Kushchyovskaya—simply be fined.