A perfect entry for the "I love this stuff" category. Yesterday's report on Channel One about the registration of candidates for Mayor of Moscow. http://www.1tv.ru/news/polit/237102 The deadline for submitting applications to register candidates in the Moscow mayoral election has expired. There are 40 people on the list—both party representatives and independent candidates. They now have one more day to submit to the election commission the full set of documents required for registration as a candidate. Among other things, the contenders must provide signatures in support of their candidacy, financial reports, and notices confirming they do not hold bank accounts abroad. Today, the leader of the Yabloko party, Sergei Mitrokhin, and the LDPR (Liberal Democratic Party of Russia) representative, Mikhail Degtyaryov, submitted their documents to the Moscow City Election Commission. Earlier, Nikolai Levichev of A Just Russia and Ivan Melnikov of the Communist Party had already done so. As had the current acting mayor, Sergei Sobyanin. He is running as an independent candidate, so in addition to the signatures of municipal deputies, Sobyanin also submitted signatures from voters in his support. Early elections for the Mayor of Moscow will take place on the single voting day—September 8. Soo... Sobyanin, Melnikov, Levichev, Mitrokhin, Degtyaryov. Aha... Degtyaryov, Mitrokhin, Levichev, Melnikov, Sobyanin... ....something is wrong with this list.... WAIT A SECOND, THERE'S ANOTHER CANDIDATE

Still, a few minutes later, equality among the candidates was restored. I got a mention on Channel One too. "Journalist" "Mikhail" "Leontyev" took a short break from his permanent alcoholic trip, shooed away the squirrels and little devils (a Russian reference to hallucinations from delirium tremens), and produced the following brilliant oenological report, "Navalny, Urlashov, and the leaders of the Egyptian Islamists": What do Urlashov, Navalny, and the Islamist leaders have in common? What they have in common is their level of competence when it comes to governing a state. And their attitude toward that state and its population is, to put it mildly, consumerist. Ours, admittedly, have not yet set their sights on the Constitution—they're limiting themselves to criminal charges. But that's for now. Well then, goodbye. http://www.1tv.ru/news/leontiev/237092 Moral of the story: join Navalny's volunteer campaign headquarters. It's time to set our sights on the Constitution already!

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