Last night, the first attempt to hold legal street racing ended in failure. A pity, of course. I think they should be allowed to race on that "quarter" or whatever it’s called. It takes place on a separate closed-off track (or at least it’s supposed to) and doesn’t pose much danger to bystanders. But people like the ones in this video should just be dragged out of the car by the scruff of the neck, have their head slammed onto the door sill, and get the door smashed on it, like in the film *Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels*. It’s not just that those idiots will get themselves killed — they’ll leave someone else’s children orphaned too.

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Go to a driving test track and race there until you’re blue in the face.

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