Let's go, let's go.
Here we go.
We're driving with Vladimir Vladimirovich (Putin) across the
Crimean Bridge. It's quite a moment.
So solemn, in fact, that he even refused
to buckle up, even though he was asked several times to.
Let's not dwell on that.
He wouldn't even let someone ride with him in the cab.
Probably because he's so obsessed
with his bridge. In 20 years, nothing else has been built in the country,
but there really is a bridge.
And now it has turned into a 'spiritual staple' (a Russian propaganda term for traditional values) and the main
symbol. We've arrived. There's the construction site over there.
Even Margarita and Tigran are standing there,
ready for the big day, and we've prepared
to say: we are very, very proud of you, heroes.
Heroes of peacetime, heroes of the Crimean
Bridge. Sorry, guys, that we're here without
hard hats.
The main Putin construction project needs the main
Putin PR man. And the PR itself has to
be good enough for people to remember. Here,
some half-baked collaboration won't be enough.
What you need here is a big, beautiful film where there will be
both a bridge and love. You understand, it's
architectural... something grand like a Christmas tree.
There.
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There.
There.
By now you've probably guessed that
you're watching the sequel to the film *Parasites*, in which
we talked about the most talentless
but terribly rich people — the married couple
Margarita Simonyan and Tigran Keosayan.
We deliberately chose not to include the work
of their creative tandem
on the Crimean Bridge in our first film,
because that one dealt with low genres —
television, advertising, PR — whereas this is real
art, made to delight the
highest leadership. The idea was
nothing less than
to immortalize the great feat of Vladimir
Putin, who built the bridge. This film, to me,
this continuation, is the realization of the
idea that was voiced. No one believed me in the West,
no one believed it in the West.
But it has been realized.
A truly tangible,
realized project.
Everything here is the realization of a dream.
The new film is super pathetic, like everything
the parasite couple makes. It simply
cannot be watched without an acute sense of
shame.
Agreed, but that's the last thing I'll say
about the artistic side. There are plenty of
excellent reviews of this creation online.
You'll get a lot of enjoyment from them.
Hatred, chauvinism, racism, without a drop of humor —
that's this film. But for those who want to know how people live and
that is a fact — after watching it,
we're going to do a review not of the creative side,
not the artistic one,
but the financial one, which is no less interesting and,
most importantly, super exclusive. After all, you've
heard many times about how money is stolen on terrible
films financed by
the state Film Fund. But how much
is stolen is unknown. And what fees actors
and directors get — we don't know. And how much does the script
cost? Who would ever tell us? But not
this time. Since the Anti-Corruption Foundation
decided to look into how Margarita Simonyan
does business, we obtained
the film's full accounting documentation.
And if we're talking about the Crimean Bridge,
I can tell you not only the actors' fees,
but also how much it cost to cover
this boat with special film
to make it look beautiful.
Pretty stars in the sky — beautiful.
Beautiful sky, beautiful scenery. And now we will find out exactly
whether the Simonyan-Keosayan couple decided
to steal even from something as sacred in their worldview
as a film about the Crimean Bridge. Or maybe
not. They may be crooks, but they do seem
to sincerely love Putin and his regime. Maybe
they were too embarrassed to take money from something holy.
Just not the 15th martini — to the hair...
A croissant... what service, what exactly...
She ordered a croissant. To begin with, let's
understand where the money for the film came from and
how much there was. Alas, we can see that
the Simonyan family did not invest their own money in the film,
even though, if there's one thing they do have, it's money.
As we established in the
*Parasites* investigation, they certainly have plenty. And really,
why invest your own when you can take
state money? So our heroes turned to
the Film Fund, a state organization
that supports the production
of national cinema. In other words, people come
to this organization and say:
we want to make a Russian film, give us
money. And they either get it or they don't.
No one understands exactly how these
decisions are made, but let me remind you that for many years
the key person making these decisions
was Culture Minister Vladimir
Medinsky, and we did an investigation
about him and found that this very
cultured man had a very nice
300-square-meter penthouse in central Moscow for
200 million rubles (about $3 million at the time).
The film *Crimean Bridge*, in fact,
is indeed socially significant.
Why? Because the Crimean Bridge is
a great engineering structure. The fact that
the film isn't about the bridge, or about love, and all that —
well, our people, generations of them,
have been thoroughly spoiled by Hollywood. Anyway,
Tigran Keosayan's studio and '8 Rows'
formally, for example, submitted
an application for Film Fund money and attached
a script by Margarita Simonyan.
And then a miracle happened — even a super-miracle.
the corrupt Cinema Fund that provides financing
A.G.
an equal number of monstrous films
rejected the application after reading the script
our parasites said, well no, this is
too... however, this isn't just
just a film, but a monument to the deeds
of the great boss, the boss, the boss
the boss... first of all, you have to
take the political angle into account
it doesn't matter that the script is awful; what matters is that
it says ideologically correct
things in it. Just look how far this went
and the First Deputy Chief of the Administration
of President Putin, Alexei Gromov
personally writes a letter to the Ministry of Culture in which he
demands that Simonyan be given 100 million rubles
without any of those competitions or selection procedures
and on top of that, as a non-repayable grant
against...
she couldn't resist. Now a question, dear
attentive viewers of our previous
investigation: do you remember whom Margarita
Simonyan paid more than 3 million rubles
rubles
by formally hiring him at her company?
That's right—to the son of that very same Gromov, and
his son also works at RT (Russia Today)
under Margarita Simonyan's supervision
This is just a perfect illustration
of top-tier parasitism. Do you have
a goal of making your money back? Well, broadly speaking,
there is no such big goal. Today she works
and lives on state budget money
she writes the script for her commercial
film, which will be directed by her husband
then she goes to the official Gromov, whose
salary we also pay, and Gromov
forces our Ministry of Culture
to gift her our own money. In other words, we
are literally paying salaries so that
they can steal from us. So, 100 million
is secured, filming can begin, but before
that, a film crew has to be assembled, and for
the filming of *The Crimean Bridge*
they put together a dream team: director Tigran
Keosayan
screenwriter Margarita Simonyan
Tigran Keosayan and David Keosayan
Laura, the wife of the son
of Tigran Keosayan's brother, and
Yunona Glotova. Besides the five people
listed in the opening credits, the film also involved
Alexandra Keosayan
second director Edmond
Keosayan
David's son, the line producer, and even
Alena Khmelnitskaya
Tigran Keosayan's ex-wife, and she
also appeared in this film—Alena
Khmelnitskaya
your wife Tigran, and when she read
the script, we were sitting somewhere drinking
wine, and she told me, 'I'm afraid of you, I'm
horrified,' simply after reading
the script, because of what is in your head
where did you get all this from? In other words, a big
happy family of parasites took 100
million rubles from us and went to Crimea to shoot a movie
Personally, it seems to me that *The Crimean Bridge* is
simply a family contract for your family and
your relatives, but I won't answer for that; I
was simply lucky—I have a great many
talented people in my family
in general, working as a family from the start
is probably more convenient. Any film begins
with a script, and ours, as we know, was written by
Margarita Simonyan
a very busy person. According to her
husband, Margarita wrote the script over two or three
months as a hobby, strictly in her free time
in the evenings, because during the day she is in public service, and
it seems I know what you want—and how much
will she charge all of us for a script
written by a state employee in the evenings
as a hobby, considering what came out
like this now
you close the class
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so anyway
speaking of corruption, sorry that we didn't
do this earlier to assess whether this is a lot or a little
they'll ask Margarita. We go online
to find out how much a script generally costs
and we see that the screenwriter of very
successful Russian films like *Legend
No. 17* and *Going Vertical* asks for up to
6 million rubles for a script. Now over to
Margarita
I enjoy doing it, and on top of that
they even pay me for it—and they pay very
well
9 million rubles—that is exactly how much from
the Cinema Fund's money was transferred to the personal
account of Margarita Simonyan
the state propagandist from the channel
RT (Russia Today), for the script of a film that
she wrote in the evenings as a hobby
how much time... before
it... maybe three, perhaps even more
because of course, first of all
I don't want the workload to interfere with my job
that's why hobbies must not interfere with one's main
work, so I somehow carved out the time, and
it took a long time
It wasn't for nothing that I ended up in the saddest scene
of the film, yes, because there is sadness in my soul
How could this be, Margarita Semyonovna?
You said you wrote the script as a gift, and yet
in the end you sold us that 'gift' for 9
million rubles. How could that be? We thought
it was your pleasure, something you enjoyed doing when you came home
to scribble a few lines for the soul. There were 100
million rubles, and 10 percent was immediately skimmed off
for Margo
Well, maybe then her husband worked
for free—he really does love
the Guarantor (a common Russian euphemism for the president)
Shiva will reset his terms; the KamAZ truck in which
Putin rode across the Crimean Bridge would have won
in a competition even without a driver, alas.
No, in those same days, regarding Tigran Keosayan,
14 million rubles (about $220,000 at the time) were paid out via Sberbank for
the services of the director and music
producer. The film’s second director
is Tigran’s 23-year-old daughter,
Alexandra Keosayan.
While her peers from
film directing departments work on set
for food and experience, Alexandra, for a couple of
months of shooting, receives more than 4
million rubles. Now that’s what you call
good parents. The state’s 100
million rubles are melting away before our eyes, but
the parasites still want more. 8 million
rubles go to David Keosayan, Tigran’s brother,
and he, in turn,
though he supposedly cannot work on a serious
film alone, took on two people from his own system:
his own son Edmond, who was paid
4 million rubles, and his son’s wife,
Yunona Glotova, with a fee of 6.1
million rubles. The total amount
that went to the personal accounts of members
of this parasitic family is 46 million rubles.
That is, half of all the money
that the state, without any tender and on the basis of
a special letter, allocated for a film about
the sacred Crimean Bridge, the parasites simply
took for themselves, without any complicated
corruption scheme: they just transferred it
to their accounts.
And then the question arises: almost nothing
is left. What about the actors? We thought
the amazing world of cinema was built on
stars with enormous fees,
and absurd whims,
and that the lion’s share of the budget goes to them.
Or does it?
Alas, the film’s honest bookkeeping
paints a picture far less glamorous than
the glossy magazines do.
Ekaterina Shpitsa, who played the lead
archetype, received 1.8 million
rubles in fees, and her partner received 1 million
251 thousand rubles.
The mustachioed misogynist got 1 million 300
29 thousand rubles. The sad
grandfather, Damir Nadirovich, cost 881
thousand rubles. How is all this
possible? The fake Caucasian, Dmitry
Kartashov, received 501
thousand rubles for the film, while the well-known comedian Yuri
Stoyanov
disgraced his gray hair by appearing in this
film for 628 thousand
rubles.
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All the actors together, including the leads and
supporting roles, received 10 million
rubles among 14 people—less than a single
Tigran Keosayan.
About the same as Margarita
Simonyan received for the screenplay, which she wrote over 3
months in the evenings as a hobby. That’s just
how it is. “How was it working?” One of them for some reason doesn’t want
to answer the question. That’s how it is:
this isn’t Hollywood here—the more you love
the president,
the fatter your fee. People have seen this
before: we hadn’t even started filming yet, and we had already
spent almost all the money. And still ahead were
still ahead:
shooting, cameras, editing, graphics, equipment—
all of that also had to be paid for.
We isolated and analyzed every
money transfer connected with the making of
this film and came across an obvious
discrepancy: the budget allocated by the Cinema Fund
was not enough. And then came the time for
the secret sponsor. Our parasites
understood that, given their appetites,
the state money would not be enough.
They asked for support—and got it.
Only they didn’t merely hide their generous patron;
they hid him,
they outright lied about it.
In the documents, we see 54
million rubles arriving in the account of Keosayan’s studio
in the form of a grant for the development of
culture from the Foundation for the Development of
Cinematography, Education, and Culture. From the name, it sounds like
some kind of
solid foundation supporting
cinema, just as the Cinema Fund does,
but that is not the case. In the Foundation for the Development of
Cinematography, Education, and Culture,
only one person works. The foundation
is registered in a prefab apartment block in
Mitino (a district of Moscow), and in all its existence since
2013 it had neither received nor spent
a single kopeck on anything at all—not on
cinema, not on anything else related to
culture.
Except in 2017, when from nowhere
54 million rubles appeared in the foundation’s account,
which the foundation immediately transferred to
Keosayan’s studio. And where did those 54
million in this front foundation come from? They were transferred there
personally by Arkady Romanovich
Rotenberg—the very same Rotenberg whose company
built the Crimean Bridge, the very one
in question.
Rotenberg, whose involvement in the film
was categorically denied by these parasites—
by Keosayan and Simonyan.
Someone was supporting them.
And the very same people who arranged
it—did they support this film or not? We have
the group saying, “We were supported by the Cinema Fund.”
Even Rotenberg’s own official representative
stated unequivocally: “We did not provide financial
assistance to the film.”
The final financial breakdown with
taking into account the money of Putin's other Thunberg
it looks like some relatively
substantial money was spent on
computer graphics and equipment rental
the rest is far less
significant, and any, any expenses on
the film simply pale in comparison with
the fees of these parasites — they get 30
percent of the film's total budget, and do you
remember what a pompous premiere it was
nationwide coverage, people from the Kremlin, everyone
was wildly enthusiastic, and all thanks to
Margarita and Tigran, well, because this is
supposedly patronage, a very good deed
and
comrades who made a film for you
made it
third, the topic of the Crimean Bridge — this is a topic
that concerns the whole country
we haven't had such truly
successful construction projects in a long time, and so the way he
translated it, so to speak, into the language of cinema
could be interesting, and then since this is
Keosayan, it was supposed to be funny. The latest
examples
of Russian military products are classified in
NATO classification under the code name "Don't
Be Ridiculous" — people simply mocked it
the patriots spent their time, did the work
didn't take a kopeck from us and gave us
a wonderful film that we will all
rewatch, and whose jokes we will
quote in conversation, just
as we do with *The Diamond Arm* or
*Ivan Vasilievich Changes Professions* — those were the reference points for me
sort of benchmarks: *Girls*,
*Altitude*, *Boots...* *Sandals...*
this one seems to be mine
the idiot didn't get it
looks like this is my favorite yoga pose for
on watermelons, and just yesterday I was called from
excitingly striped... what a mess this is
and what did we get? The worst film of 2018
which will now be remembered only for the fact that
an especially large amount was stolen from it, and
Putin's entourage stole the budget for a gift
to Putin
frankly, even I found it rather unpleasant
it's surprising — we interact with them and
whether we agree or disagree, we think they are decent
people, but this is directly harmful, and you know, that harm
is sad. Should Simonyan and Keosayan
face consequences and then end up in court for
this embezzlement? Absolutely. Let's compare it with
the case of director Kirill Serebrennikov
a very high-profile case; it was
mentioned repeatedly by Putin himself, and in
the general view it is completely
fabricated. As for
Serebrennikov, you know, you know
perfectly well that if this had been
a real investigation rather than persecution, his
play would not have been staged at the
Bolshoi Theatre, yet it was. One of the
accusations against the defendants in the case
is that they took two
million rubles in state subsidies
for a play
but did not stage it, even though the play is
in the theater's repertoire. And Serebrennikov has
no huge country houses,
no Cadillacs, no bank accounts with
impressive sums in them. Nevertheless, he
had searches carried out at his home
he was under house arrest, and now all
the defendants are awaiting trial and sentencing
while here, Putin's patriots receive 100
million rubles from the Cinema Fund and take
half for themselves and make the worst film
of the year. We were really rooting for this
really rooting for it. Meanwhile, with
Serebrennikov, by the way, it's impossible to buy
tickets to his productions — they're always sold out
but he got raids and an expensive investigation
and here you have the parasites' 900-square-meter house
located in the Knyazhye Ozero settlement on
Novorizhskoye Highway
come here too — searches, seizures, interrogations
black masks, everything you like. Here is
real corruption and one-hundred-percent
proof. Do you think they'll come?
No, because in Russia the parasites are in power
Simonyan and Keosayan matter because, first,
they steal, and second, they are now helping Putin
reset his presidential term limits and carry out
his fraudulent vote on
the illegal constitutional amendments
they are helping United Russia in the coming
September win again in the elections to
regional parliaments, and when United
Russia wins again, Simonyan and Keosayan will
once again get access to the budget in order to
once again
rob us
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