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Good evening, everyone. It's 8:10 p.m. in Moscow, and

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live on air, I'm Alexei Navalny,

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or, for anyone who feels like paying

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a psy— well, a psychiatrist, sorry about that,

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the person who wants to pay

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for a psychiatrist. The Kremlin media have called me

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that. I'm so excited because we actually managed

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to go live after all, from a different

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backup studio, even though it doesn't have

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my wonderful, beautiful backdrop

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that you're used to, we still managed

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to put together a real, I hope full-fledged,

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broadcast, not like last time during

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the previous raid on our office, when I

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was just saying something from the hallway for 10

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minutes. It seemed fundamentally important to us

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to make sure we could put out

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a real, full program. Well, because

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we're not asking you all the time for nothing

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to support us, saying we won't give up, and we

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we built this studio. We even have

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a cup. In fact, a lot of people criticize

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us because the cups are disposable. Our

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cup is actually left over from last time. We

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went on air, and it's really great that

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this is happening now with our office.

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The most common, most frequently asked

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question right now is: I don't know. Judging

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by the sounds coming from there,

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I don't know,

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they're smashing walls, wrecking furniture,

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and definitely breaking dishes.

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Let's just immediately watch a short

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clip from Ivan Zhdanov, the director

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of the Foundation, who was actually the main

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culprit — or rather, the formal culprit —

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behind today's raid, because all of this is within the framework

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of the criminal case against him. He

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says some very important things there, but you'll

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also hear the background noise. He's standing probably

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about 15 meters (roughly 50 feet) from the door, and you can

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literally hear someone trashing the place.

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Let's watch a short clip of Zhdanov. A nice

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shot with

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a big stack of various equipment, and

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obviously this is not the equipment they'll be carrying out.

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As for whether they'll be able

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to delete anything from it, actually

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I very much doubt that anyone can

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simply open these computers. If

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they had come in and we could have shown them

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the contents of the computers, they wouldn't have

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taken them away. I think there would have been no problem

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at all: you show them, and they let

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people go. But as it is, let me remind you, this is just robbery.

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They can't do anything with this equipment,

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but they are causing us damage.

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You are a defendant in this case,

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or rather, still a suspect

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a suspect, but judging by the fact that I have

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a summons already for the day after tomorrow,

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apparently they want, before the end of the year,

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to bring charges.

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Well, I hope you can hear

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those horrifying sounds in the background. I don't really

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understand how there can be so much to smash and

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destroy in our office. We don't even have that many

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dishes, but still, whatever is happening there

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is happening.

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What is actually important to tell you

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is that Alisher Usmanov,

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the oligarch, one of the figures in our

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film *He Is Not Dimon to You*, and specifically our

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refusal to block or remove it from YouTube —

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*He Is Not Dimon to You* —

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was, at least that's what the paperwork says,

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the reason for today's raid. He

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also stuck us with another nasty surprise. Usually we

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collect donations for this broadcast through

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the Streamlabs service. It belongs to

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Mail.ru, which means Usmanov, and they disconnected

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us without any explanation. They just said,

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"We're simply disconnecting you," and that was it. So today we

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are testing a new service, and I

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hope it works. Please go

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there now — there should be a link below.

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Click on it, and if everything works as it should,

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if someone sends something, then in theory

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something should float across the screen. We haven't fully

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set it up yet, we're still testing it. These things won't

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necessarily always float across the screen like this,

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but let's try — maybe they will. And if they don't,

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then we'll know we did something wrong.

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And before I move on

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to the substantive part: 30,000 people are

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watching us live, and I still owe you

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the announcement of the winners

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from the previous program, where

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— sorry — we were summing up the contest

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that I announced in the last program. We

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said that those who

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guessed where, next time, the plane would fly

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of Alisher Usmanov and Svetlana Medvedeva

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would receive, respectively, a bandana or

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a T-shirt from our merch store, as you

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probably know from the video we

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released today.

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Medvedev, Usmanov, I don't know who else

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— Kostin too, of course — somehow

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had the aircraft geolocation data

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blocked by some tricky method, but we still — well,

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we know how to do this — we found that

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data anyway. So I am now ready

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to announce that two viewers correctly guessed

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that the aircraft would fly to London, to

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Farnborough Airport. Please show

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the screenshot, if we have it, that

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proves it. And the contest winners, as you can

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see, are Mimo12217 and Mikhail

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Veselkov. Unfortunately, we don't have your

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email addresses. Please write to us — you

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won and correctly guessed that it flew to

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London, and you were the first ones

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to send in that information, so

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congratulations on your win.

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Today we had quite a

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funny thing happen — probably a kind of raid like this.

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An attack on the FBK (Anti-Corruption Foundation), but every time it

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really feels like a holiday.

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Today felt like a special holiday of its own,

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because we have a Christmas tree up, and hanging there

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just this morning we finally hung, in the office,

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a huge disco ball in the open space.

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Some of us were in a staff meeting,

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while at the same time we were finishing editing a video

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that was supposed to come out today, and

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it did come out today after all, despite the fact

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that it was difficult, and then they started sawing

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through the door, trying to break in, and it looked very

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funny, especially with the disco ball. Let’s

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show some exclusive footage of the start of the search, and

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of them sawing through the door — this is what it looked like

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through the eyes of the staff, with the disco ball right there

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by the side.

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At first they were trying to break the door down with some kind of

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sledgehammers, then they started sawing, and it

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was this kind of

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beautiful spray of sparks from the door.

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It looked a bit like a sparkler.

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It really was the hit of today’s

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internet. Let’s watch 11 seconds.

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From the inside, it really looked

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very cool, though we did have to get out

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the fire extinguishers. But we didn’t know whether to start

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putting it out, or whether that would be taken as

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some kind of special act — like an attack on

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the officers. It wasn’t clear who exactly was standing

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behind the door — we didn’t know. We could just see

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some guys standing there. Let’s

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watch one second — the sawing looked cool,

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the door, I mean.

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One particular new feature

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of these raids was that this time

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the guys actually came wearing helmets. It was

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very funny, because it was like

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everything had been escalating: at first it was just

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some FSB-type guys

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who hid their faces just like this, well,

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then they started wearing medical masks,

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then they all started coming in balaclavas,

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that is, black face coverings. This time

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they actually came in helmets — I mean,

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there were just these guys in helmets in the building.

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Let’s watch how they ran into

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the office. It

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looked pretty funny in places,

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and dramatic in others. Let’s watch.

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They burst in directly, and again, at that moment

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it was completely unclear who these people were.

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Some people in helmets — who even wears helmets?

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Like some fascists had come running in. Two seconds.

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Seconds.

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I was taken out.

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37,000 people are watching you live.

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I hope you saw

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the heart-rending moment when one person

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in a helmet lifted up another person in a helmet

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so they could tape over the camera. It really

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did.

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Well, you can see it yourselves, especially that

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big fat guy with his sleeves rolled up,

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wearing a helmet — it just looked

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like something out of those Soviet films about fascists

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who come into a village. Not in helmets — they

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have their sleeves rolled up like SS men, you know. But

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the funniest part is that the head of our

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Moscow штаб, Oleg Stepanov, immediately

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made the association instantly, and if you

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look at it, that helmet really is

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This is specifically the Navalny LIVE office

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that these guys are storming into. And next,

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let’s look at a photo — it’s a complete

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match. We laugh at Putin

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because he really does seem, in his senility,

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to talk to us endlessly

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about the Great Patriotic War (the Soviet term for the Eastern Front of World War II), about fascism,

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constantly talking about Poland. And it’s exactly

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these little things that show that

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right there in this whole constructed

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project, where the head of the country — who

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is actually supposed to be dealing with the country — while

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22 percent of people are living below the

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poverty line, spends all day thinking about

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Poland and fascists, and everyone else starts

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thinking about it too. And that shows up even in

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these kinds of unconscious details. And now our

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special forces from the Federal Bailiff Service

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are now

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walking around in helmets, and those helmets are a direct

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copy of some SS-style helmets from the wartime

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period.

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The same thing happened today again

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with the Navalny LIVE studio, otherwise

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I’d be speaking to you from my usual background.

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Let’s watch a few seconds of how

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they ran in there. The makeup artist opened

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the door for them — well, they rang, the door was opened, and

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then people in helmets came running in. Let’s watch.

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For now,

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it was like this.

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Open up.

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You wait here for now.

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Rostov.

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42,000 people are watching us now, or at least

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I can see little dots moving across the screen,

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some little rockets flying around — that

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means our systems are working.

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For those who have just joined, let me

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remind you that the service that

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belongs to Mail.ru, and therefore to Usmanov,

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has disabled donation collection for our YouTube streams,

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and we’re now testing another

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system, so don’t be alarmed by all these

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little ducks — this is basically our first test of

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how all this works on Navalny LIVE.

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Everything was peaceful, but you know what the

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funny detail was? All these

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bailiffs, of course, are awful.

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They were nervous because they were directly

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simply understood that at that moment they

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were acting, well, as Usmanov’s servants, and

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of course I wanted to call them Usmanov’s servants,

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but a person can’t

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admit to himself: I call myself

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an officer, I consider myself an honest man, but

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in reality I’m just some pitiful slave

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who is committing an obvious crime,

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committing this crime in the interests

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of the very person who robs him every day,

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and is also protecting him. That’s just the reality:

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oligarchic scum,

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corrupt officials and crooks, from us normal

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people, who are also fighting so that

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this unfortunate representative of the

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bailiff service gets paid more

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salary. And that

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makes some of them uncomfortable, and of course they stood there

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almost relieved, happy that they were all in

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masks, but sometimes it turned into this kind of

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curious aggression. One of these

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wonderful people in helmets even

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got into it with Sobol there, and at some

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point said, yeah, come on, like,

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I’ll call you into the bathroom so we can settle it

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man to man. Watch at 42

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seconds — the bathroom is right here.

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I can’t do it here, but maybe here

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there’s a signal — I don’t understand why, if suddenly

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right now... and he said, come over to the net—

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come on, let’s go into the hall, let’s go into the hall.

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It won’t work. I’ve seen this many times. You just

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understand what you’re doing:

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you’ve been given an illegal order, and it’s hard

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for you to carry out this illegal order. Come on,

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don’t pretend otherwise.

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Well, what was that just now — how many times

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did you say, let’s go around the corner? Of course, I mean,

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it’s all a very funny, ridiculous absurdity,

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but of course it was just one more raid, and we

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understood it was coming, and we understood that

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this whole thing would never stop, and

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this had become the new life of the Anti-Corruption Foundation

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(FBK) and our штабs (regional campaign offices): they would

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regularly come in and take everything we

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had so that we simply couldn’t

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keep broadcasting this program, so that

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you couldn’t carry out this investigation.

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A simple point: I also wanted to draw

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attention to the fact that this time it wasn’t even within the framework

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of the FBK criminal case, where

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there was that completely fabricated article about

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money laundering — though there at least

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you could, however far-fetched it was,

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say, well, supposedly they laundered

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a billion, as the Investigative Committee says,

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and in order to find that laundered

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billion, we need to seize their

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computers or whatever. But why are they taking lights

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and cameras? That can’t be explained at all.

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But this time the criminal case, the way it

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came about, was this: on March 2, 2017,

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we released the film *He Is Not Dimon to You*,

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after which, some time later, Usmanov — not

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Medvedev, Usmanov — sued me and FBK.

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My dear Basmanny-style court just

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rubber-stamps any decisions for any

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people with the right connections, and accordingly

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it ruled against me and FBK and said that the film

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*He Is Not Dimon to You* had to be removed, and

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naturally we said: to hell with that,

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we’re not deleting anything. It’s all the pure

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truth, and you didn’t refute it — you didn’t even

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try to refute it in court. But for a long

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time this kept going on, I mean

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this sort of thing happened: they would come

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and say, delete it.

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I’m not deleting a damn thing. FBK has nothing

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to do with it anyway. This is my personal

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channel; the video *He Is Not Dimon to You*, which

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by the way has now been watched by up to 32

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million people, is on my personal channel. FBK

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has absolutely nothing to do with it.

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So I said, back off — if you

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have claims against me,

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bring them against me. But they kept sending out these

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pieces of paper. Even so, they told

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the director, the official at FBK, that he

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had to... and then: ah, I see, so now we’re opening

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a criminal case because you’re not complying with

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the court decision. And then, within the framework

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of this criminal case over non-compliance with

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a court ruling, they stormed

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into all the offices. And right now it’s just

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completely unclear how failure to comply with a decision

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to remove a video from the internet could

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justify

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seizing lights and cameras, trashing the office, and

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smashing dishes, which we heard on the video.

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It’s not very clear. The funniest part is that

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this is what happened: you see, the system there works

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in a very stupid way — people in masks

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run around somewhere, and therefore they’re right, and

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any law simply stops working.

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Our lawyers came, and they weren’t let in. That’s

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absolutely lawless.

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But they still won’t let them in — no matter what.

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There they are, standing there, these

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devils in fascist helmets, and there’s very little

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you can do. They’re in gear, they don’t

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identify themselves, they’re in masks, they’re in helmets, they’re

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armed, and God forbid you touch them — they’ll immediately

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run off to have you jailed. So what did he do? He simply

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needed to get into the office to understand what was

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happening. He put on

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a black balaclava — show the photo, what he looked like — he

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just took a couple of steps,

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pulled this black hat over himself, and that was it.

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A black hat in Russia opens any

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doors, you understand. A guy walks up — I mean, walks up

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in a black hat, so he must be one of ours.

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No one asks him anything, they simply believe him or

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don’t bother — he passed through the barriers and cordons,

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went into the office, and after a while came back out.

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That’s how the law works in Russia: there is law, and

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then there are people in black hats, and they

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can do whatever they want. 47,000.

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There are people watching live right now, and I’m very

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glad. I hope our broadcast doesn’t crash

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because we’re going on air from a kind of

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backup studio. I’ll say it again: I’m

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49,000 people with us already — I’m incredibly

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happy that we managed

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to put this episode together, and make it a proper one

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— not just a quick stream from the hallway. I’ll also

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talk more about why, as I see it,

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this happened.

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Why this whole thing happened — well, it’s clear enough.

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Guys, of course there’s a whole combination of reasons here.

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After the Moscow City Duma elections (the Moscow city parliament), Putin said:

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“They’re hitting my United Russia party, and not even

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when I’m taking part in the elections. I don’t like that.”

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None of us likes that. What the hell —

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this has to stop happening.”

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And after that, these cases were fabricated.

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And now they’re coming at us from all sides in different ways.

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Everything that’s happening — the criminal case,

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the attempt to label the FBK (Anti-Corruption Foundation) as a foreign agent,

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the pressure on our штабs (regional campaign offices), and so on

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and so on.

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The abduction of Ruslan Shaveddinov as well,

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and today’s raid — all of this is, of course, one

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kind of campaign, and one headquarters is behind it.

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But still, we believe that

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this time in particular there is a specific person who ordered it,

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the beneficiary of this whole operation.

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But before that, I wanted to say a few

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words about Ruslan Shaveddinov,

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our FBK employee,

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because the situation with him has, of course,

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shown, in one sense, some new

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and entirely different methods

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used by our authorities. On the other hand, as many people rightly

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wrote on social media, especially

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those interested in history, nothing

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essentially new happened, because

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the Russian

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corrupt autocratic government

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has always done this: “This student talks too much —

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let’s shave his head and send him into

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the army.” For the Russian authorities, sending someone off as a soldier

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has always been considered in Russia

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an effective measure against people who

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say things they’re not supposed to say. Besides, and this is

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actually a very disturbing thing, they

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really do believe — and once again

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they’ve demonstrated — that the army and

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prison are one and the same.

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To lock a person up — whether in prison

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or send him into the army — it’s the same to them. That’s why,

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by the way, it’s quite something to watch

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how

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all these Telegram channels write, “Ha-ha,

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they took one of theirs — let him serve,”

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“he’ll learn something there,”

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“he’ll become a real man, learn about real life,”

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and so on. So here’s a question: has our defense minister,

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Shoigu, served in the army? Have his

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deputies? Every other one of them hasn’t served.

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Did Medvedev serve in the army? No. Did Putin serve in the army?

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No. Why didn’t Putin serve in the army?

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He studied there in Leningrad

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at the law institute — he should have been drafted.

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None of these people ever served,

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and look at their children: all our most

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hardline militarists, the most swaggering

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guys, the ones rubbing their hands together the most right now,

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saying, “Good, they took him away,”

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“you shipped him off to Novaya Zemlya (a remote Arctic archipelago used by the Russian military)”},{

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— not one of their children serves, because they would never hand their own

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children over to prison.

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Because to them, the army and prison are one and

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the same. And here, taking this opportunity,

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I want to address the military, including

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those whom I know have at least some kind of weak

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internet connection there on Novaya

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Zemlya.

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Aren’t you yourselves upset, offended, or at least

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uncomfortable that you’ve been equated with

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some remote SIZO (pre-trial detention center)? In our country, the army is

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just a place where they send either

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people the authorities don’t like,

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people who have somehow offended them, or else

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poor young people, children from single-parent

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families, those who can’t buy their way out. I’ve

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always said it, and I’ll say it again: this

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situation with Shaveddinov shows one hundred

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percent that the army is a tax on

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the poor.

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The army is simply a tax on the poor, a tax on

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those who can’t buy their way out. I’m being told

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that unfortunately our payment system

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couldn’t handle it. It’s bad that it couldn’t cope,

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and it’s good that it couldn’t cope,

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which apparently means a large number of

26:13

donations are coming in. For now, at least, you can

26:15

use

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Super Chats. Continuing about Shaveddinov:

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what happened to Shaveddinov? The guy

26:23

disappeared. He’s gone all day; by evening he’s still

26:27

not there. It’s unclear what’s happening. But for us,

26:30

this isn’t entirely unusual — he was constantly being detained,

26:32

at one point the police kept picking him up, so we

26:35

start looking for him, sending people to

26:37

his home. We arrive at his apartment, and we can

26:39

show you

26:39

what it looked like.

26:42

Go ahead, take a guess. People arrive

26:44

at the home of an FBK employee and see

26:46

something like this. Tell me,

27:05

I mean, you come to someone’s place and see

27:08

a door like that — what would you think, that the Hulk

27:10

barged in here or what? I mean, this isn’t even

27:13

a lock cut open like at the FBK office.

27:15

This was smashed with sledgehammers and a battering ram,

27:19

like Romans in the movies, running up and striking it,

27:22

— or with helmets, headfirst. In other words, they didn’t just

27:24

open the door; they absolutely

27:26

smashed it to hell. Ruslan isn’t in the

27:30

apartment, nobody knows where he is, and he didn’t

27:34

write anything, which is strange, because obviously

27:36

if they’re breaking down your door with a battering ram or something like that, you

27:38

might still have time to write something like, “Get in touch with my

27:40

lawyer.” But there’s nothing. Nobody is answering.

27:42

What is going on?

27:43

We start trying to find out what happened through the police and the Investigative Committee.

27:46

I mean, it was clear that

27:47

masked men had rushed in, acting as if the law did not apply to them,

27:49

taken someone away, and our guy was gone.

27:52

No one understood at all where he was.

27:55

After some time,

27:57

Telegram channels started publishing

28:00

videos claiming that Ruslan was somewhere in some

28:02

snowy place, and the funniest part was that

28:05

he was getting onto a bus marked “VIP.” Let’s

28:08

watch this little video.

28:24

There are 3,000 people watching us live right now.

28:27

People are messaging me saying that the payment system is working again,

28:29

so there’s a link in the description

28:32

where you can send lovely little ducks

28:33

that will float across the bottom of the screen, and

28:35

each duck will bring us a bit of money

28:38

that we’ll use to buy a new door. You

28:40

go on about what happened. So then it became

28:42

clear that a huge number of police officers

28:45

had put him separately into a minibus, but we

28:48

understood he was being taken north, and

28:50

at first it seemed like

28:51

Arkhangelsk. After a while, those same

28:56

Telegram channels started writing—they

28:59

themselves, by the way, did not know where he had been taken.

29:00

They started writing about the Far East and about

29:02

other places, and then a witness called,

29:06

by which point he had been missing for two days.

29:08

His mother, of course, was going out of her mind,

29:09

and everyone else was tense too, because who knows what

29:12

they might do to a person under

29:14

our conditions. The commander of the unit called him,

29:18

because he simply could not do otherwise,

29:21

handed him a phone, a call came through, and left it

29:23

next to Ruslan. He said that he was on Novaya

29:27

Zemlya.

29:27

That sounded shocking, of course. Can you imagine?

29:30

Novaya Zemlya is a completely closed-off

29:32

territory. That is where the nuclear test site is located.

29:34

When you most often hear in

29:37

the news

29:38

that test launches were carried out there, that a missile with a dummy

29:43

nuclear warhead, or with a real

29:45

nuclear warhead—those are the missiles

29:47

they were firing. In most

29:48

cases, they go to Novaya Zemlya, and there

29:51

they fall somewhere there. It is a nuclear test site.

29:53

It is a coastal territory, and to

29:56

get there, you need to spend several months

29:58

trying to obtain permission from the FSB (Russia’s Federal Security Service), because it

30:00

oversees the border service.

30:02

Civilian transport does fly there,

30:05

but very rarely, and they will not let you on

30:08

if you do not have permission.

30:09

To fly to Novaya Zemlya—but in Ruslan’s case,

30:12

he got there within a day. That

30:15

suggests that he was transported on several

30:16

planes. And so, accordingly,

30:18

when he told us he was on Novaya Zemlya, in a very

30:21

sad voice, Ruslan told us

30:22

they had brought him there. But the question is: when they dragged him out

30:24

of the apartment in that jacket—well, they must have

30:27

given him some warm clothes there—because they brought him

30:28

to Novaya Zemlya, where at that moment it was

30:31

minus 23°C (about -9°F); usually at that time of year it is around -40°C (-40°F).

30:36

So of course, when the authorities

30:39

started hunting for Ruslan and started

30:41

all this business about how they were

30:44

now going to take him into the army, despite the fact

30:46

that there was not the slightest legal basis

30:48

for conscripting him. He had gone to court once,

30:51

and pro-Kremlin Telegram channels

30:53

write that he lost. No—he

30:55

lost once on one specific ground, but

30:58

there is currently another court case underway on a different

31:00

ground, so he has not lost

31:01

any final case. First of all. And second,

31:03

under the law, this is not allowed. By the way,

31:07

this is very important for all young male viewers

31:10

to understand: there is no such

31:13

concept or legal mechanism, no such

31:17

right under which they can grab you and

31:19

forcibly take you to a military unit. That is not

31:22

possible. Neither the police nor the military can do

31:24

that. For that, there is

31:26

criminal liability for evading

31:27

service. If a person is not evading service,

31:31

then no criminal case can be opened against him.

31:33

But he was not evading anything—he attended court hearings,

31:35

he was at the office, he received

31:37

summonses, so he was not evading

31:39

anything. What they did was absolutely illegal—they really

31:42

kidnapped him and, on several planes,

31:44

took him to Novaya Zemlya in a single night. So

31:48

at first it was kind of hard to understand

31:51

why Novaya Zemlya, right? But then after

31:54

some time, after talking to him,

31:55

it became clear: there is no communication, and getting

31:59

there is impossible. It really is, basically,

32:01

a quasi-prison, and

32:03

Ruslan says, yes, I am here; the other

32:06

soldiers have phones. In the army, soldiers

32:09

are forbidden to have smartphones, that is,

32:11

phones with internet access.

32:13

He does not even have an ordinary phone. He was

32:17

immediately told that he would never have

32:18

any phone at all.

32:20

There is a special day—Saturday—

32:22

when soldiers are allowed to use

32:24

communications, at least to call their relatives.

32:26

He was immediately told: not on Saturdays, not ever.

32:29

No one will be able to reach you,

32:31

no one will get through, no one will write to you. He has

32:33

a special person assigned to him who

32:35

follows him around and watches what he does,

32:37

literally walking after him even

32:39

to the toilet. So it is a prison. More than that,

32:43

the full resemblance lies in the fact that

32:46

he called us

32:47

because he asked us to send over

32:49

his medical documents. These bastards

32:53

will not even let him call his mother.

32:55

Literally 10 minutes before

32:57

this program,

32:58

his mother called me, and she was beside herself,

33:01

just crying and sobbing, saying, well, what kind of

33:03

situation is this—he can call from prison, but

33:05

before the police took him away, but

33:08

here, I mean, he was just taken away, kidnapped from

33:10

you — no belongings, nothing at all, you understand. His mother

33:13

is naturally worried about how he is there,

33:15

where he is there. He has absolutely nothing with him,

33:17

nothing. He has one pair of shoes there, one

33:21

set of clothes, no underwear, well, no basic household

33:24

items.

33:24

And as for buying anything there — well, maybe they will

33:26

provide him with something, but there is no such thing there

33:28

as just stepping outside and going to a store. Go

33:31

look it up on Google Maps and see for yourselves.

33:33

It is literally just

33:36

tundra, probably — there is not a single tree.

33:39

There is some little settlement there where a few

33:42

hundred people live, and they are all military. The nearest

33:45

stores — there are two settlements there.

33:47

In one of those settlements there is

33:49

a store that we looked up,

33:51

called “At Seryoga’s,” and that is basically all you can see there.

33:54

There is nothing there at all. But imagine what

33:56

his parents are feeling: their son was kidnapped, taken

33:59

away somewhere where it is -40°C (-40°F), he has nothing, and he is

34:02

not allowed to call.

34:04

Some strange video was published where, in

34:07

a few seconds of footage, he is being driven

34:09

somewhere, to some kind of bed. Let’s

34:10

take a look here. Well, as you can see,

34:19

he is a rather unhappy-looking person. He was transported somewhere for a whole day,

34:24

and his fate has not been determined.

34:26

It is unclear what status he may be in there; he has not

34:29

taken the military oath.

34:30

What he will be doing there is unclear. Well,

34:35

those scoundrels who came up with this

34:38

— yes, they surely, absolutely

34:41

planned it, because you cannot just

34:42

take a person away and, within a day —

34:44

in less than a day —

34:45

deliver him to Novaya Zemlya (a remote Russian Arctic archipelago). I do not know, maybe

34:47

they chartered planes or something, like on demand,

34:49

ordered something like that.

34:52

They sat there and deliberately came up with this plan:

34:55

we grab him, and then — bang — he is on

34:57

Novaya Zemlya, and a polar bear walks in. I

34:59

asked this

35:01

Ruslan — I mean, of course he was not in a

35:05

state to joke, but he said that

35:07

yes, I had said there were polar bears there. I mean,

35:09

Novaya Zemlya — the first association is, of course,

35:11

polar bears, naturally.

35:13

Whether he has seen any polar bears or not, we do not

35:15

know yet.

35:16

But they will definitely come, and of course

35:19

he will see them. And this shows that they really did

35:23

plan this whole operation.

35:25

Really, we were making dark jokes about it, but what

35:28

disgusting behavior. They did not think about his

35:30

family, his loved ones, about how,

35:33

again, you simply cannot treat people like this.

35:35

From one army unit to another — whether you want to or not —

35:39

you are supposed to leave with some kind of duffel bag

35:41

with clothes, you take the oath, even

35:43

if you do not want to — there is a procedure. You cannot

35:45

just say it outright: our army is

35:48

a prison. But they have said it outright: our

35:51

army is a prison, as this example has shown.

35:53

They have simply shown once again that our army

35:57

is a prison. And by the way, we have

35:58

a photo of what this military unit looks like

36:00

from satellite imagery. Let’s take a look. Or maybe —

36:02

no, there is no such photo, sorry

36:04

about that.

36:05

By the way, it also became clear why he

36:08

could not call us. This too was

36:11

apparently a separate special operation.

36:14

Think about it: any person with a mobile

36:16

phone — if people start breaking in, you would have time

36:19

to send something from your mobile phone,

36:21

to write a message. They cut the power in his

36:23

apartment, and at the same time, a few

36:26

minutes before that, his SIM card was

36:30

disabled — that is, Yota,

36:33

which

36:35

is his mobile operator, simply

36:37

shut off his SIM card so that during the period

36:40

when they were breaking down his door, when they

36:43

had cut the power and he could not

36:44

use a landline phone,

36:46

he would not be able to send anyone an SMS or

36:48

call from his mobile phone.

36:50

Which, by the way, is an excellent example

36:53

of how this whole обслуживающий apparatus (the service class around the state)

36:56

— and mobile companies in particular — are ready

36:58

to grovel before this state, while

37:00

of course presenting themselves as such

37:02

cool, trendy, modern companies.

37:04

But as soon as they were asked to do

37:06

something illegal, they instantly did

37:07

something illegal. Just now, screenshots were sent to Insider from

37:11

Yota’s internal database,

37:13

where it basically says, so as not to

37:15

give themselves away,

37:16

they put a note on his phone number saying:

37:19

for any actions, call PR.

37:23

Call PR for any

37:26

actions. In other words, they understand

37:28

that what they are doing is completely illegal.

37:30

If something suddenly comes out, let the PR person know immediately

37:32

so that they can carry out

37:34

crisis management, so that under no circumstances

37:36

the blame does not stick to Yota,

37:39

despite the fact that they are engaged in such

37:41

monstrous vile acts. Let me now

37:47

take a few questions live

37:51

on the stream. There is

37:53

a question from Ryan: have you appealed to

37:54

the ECHR over Ruslan’s kidnapping? In my

37:56

view, we cannot appeal there yet.

37:58

To apply to the ECHR, you need

38:00

to exhaust all remedies within

38:02

the country — specifically, you need to go through the courts

38:05

in the court of first instance, then on appeal,

38:06

and after all the courts in Russia

38:09

have refused you, then you get

38:10

the opportunity to complain to the ECHR. But we have

38:13

certainly already started this work. The Committee

38:16

of Soldiers’ Mothers joined in today,

38:17

and they too are demanding that he be sent back.

38:19

a proper medical evaluation, because

38:21

Ruslan has completely valid

38:22

documents that, on medical grounds,

38:24

rule out the possibility of

38:26

him serving in the army, and we started

38:30

this procedure. So, Timofey Platonov

38:33

asks how people can help Ruslan, and

38:35

whether you’ve now seen that with the Lubyanka (the FSB headquarters in Moscow), things are not so

38:37

simple. Timofey, of course we understood perfectly well that

38:41

it wasn’t all going to be straightforward, but

38:42

we absolutely understood that.

38:44

Every staff member fully realizes

38:47

that they are in some kind of

38:49

risk zone. It’s just that the situation with him really

38:51

infuriates us for various reasons,

38:54

for various reasons. First of all,

38:56

because, well, first of all, this is a new

38:58

level of lawlessness: to simply take

39:00

a person, kidnap him, and carry him off to

39:02

the ends of the earth. Secondly, on a personal level,

39:05

it really gets to me. I spent my whole life in a military

39:07

town; I come from a military family, and it infuriates me

39:10

that they have effectively officially called the army

39:11

a prison. They basically said: well, we can’t

39:14

put you in jail, so you’ll be in the army instead.

39:16

As if the army were a prison. That is extremely

39:18

irritating. So yes, we understood perfectly well

39:20

that things there would not be simple. As for how to help

39:22

Ruslan: if you happen to be there, or

39:25

if you’re watching this and you’re on Novaya Zemlya (a remote Russian Arctic archipelago), or if you

39:29

have someone you know on Novaya Zemlya who can help

39:31

him, just go there somehow, on foot if necessary,

39:32

try to find him, give him

39:35

a chance to use a phone, or

39:38

at least explain to him verbally what

39:40

is happening here, and send back

39:43

some word from him. It sounds absolutely insane,

39:46

as if someone were an elephant on the moon or something,

39:48

as if we’ve gone back to the times of the Gulag (the Soviet forced-labor camp system),

39:50

but for now, that is exactly the kind of help we need.

39:53

We’re doing all this work. Why

39:56

are Putin and this whole regime in such

40:02

a panic? Because honestly, there’s no other way to describe it

40:05

except as panic, because on the one hand

40:07

they puff out their cheeks,

40:09

trying to put on a brave face in a bad situation, but

40:11

this week, one very

40:14

small but, it seemed to me,

40:17

remarkable thing happened. I noticed it

40:19

and it struck me as super

40:20

symbolic, and I want to share it with you.

40:22

Putin was speaking at a meeting

40:26

of the Russian government, and there he simply

40:28

misspoke, which happens all the time.

40:32

I mean, I’ve already misspoken 27 times on this broadcast.

40:35

In general, on my broadcasts I constantly

40:37

misspeak and say things that, well,

40:41

either lose their meaning or even reverse

40:43

what I meant. There are tons of clips people make

40:46

just for fun,

40:47

including all sorts of Kremlin guys entertaining themselves,

40:49

where I’m saying some nonsense because I’ve

40:51

simply misspoken, misnamed cities,

40:53

and so on. And Putin misspoke too.

40:54

He said that we need to fight

40:56

the real incomes of the population. Let’s

40:59

watch those 30 seconds.

41:01

In the final quarter of the outgoing year, even

41:07

starting from the third, we can see certain

41:09

rates of growth in household incomes and

41:11

in unreal wages. We need to make sure

41:14

that this trend is preserved and strengthened.

41:17

But we all know that one of the

41:20

main tasks in this area is

41:23

fighting the rise in the level, the level

41:27

of citizens’ incomes

41:28

especially among those categories who

41:32

receive the least. This is task number

41:36

one.

41:37

Well, he misspoke, so he misspoke, for God’s sake.

41:40

It’s really not that big a deal, and maybe

41:43

no one would have paid attention. But people

41:45

did notice, had a laugh, and then the Kremlin

41:47

just sprang into action. And this happens extremely

41:50

rarely: they actually changed

41:52

the transcript. They redid that section,

41:54

cut out the words he actually said,

41:56

and inserted words he never said.

41:58

Why?

41:59

And why did I pay attention to it, and why did it

42:01

seem symbolic to me? Because this time

42:04

people started joking in a very specific way:

42:07

that this wasn’t a slip of the tongue,

42:08

but that he had actually told the truth, because

42:11

that is exactly how it is. And I will never get tired of repeating it:

42:14

the Kremlin

42:15

is in a frenzy and will keep sending

42:18

its people in helmets—like SS men—

42:21

to ban everyone and jail everyone over likes, and so

42:23

on, because they cannot achieve

42:26

higher income levels, they have wrecked

42:28

the economy, and the government controls

42:31

nothing. All the people who make up

42:34

Putin’s inner circle do nothing but steal

42:36

and spend their time, well, sort of

42:38

sorting out little issues, because it’s hard to steal

42:40

a billion, and once you steal it, you have to

42:42

share it with some people,

42:44

squeeze something out of others, with others

42:45

make deals. In other words, it’s complicated—it’s a

42:47

full-time job, as they say. And they do

42:49

that constantly and do nothing

42:51

else. Everything is falling apart, the country is getting poorer,

42:55

and that is why people, with a kind of

42:59

fierce but humorous determination,

43:02

started spreading this video everywhere,

43:05

because, look, this is exactly

43:07

what they are doing in

43:10

reality.

43:11

Putin said they are lowering people’s incomes,

43:14

and they are lowering people’s incomes.

43:17

That’s what they are doing.

43:18

Their ratings are falling—what possible

43:20

response can they have except trying to crush those who

43:24

are outraged, those who show themselves, those who

43:25

refuse to stay silent? And that is what is happening to us. But we

43:29

will not give up under any circumstances. So,

43:32

let me take a couple of questions. Erin Wake.

43:35

Someone asks me, thank you very much for

43:36

the report on domestic violence.

43:39

Will it be possible to fix the situation

43:42

only in the Beautiful Russia of the Future?

43:43

Regarding effectively legalized domestic

43:45

violence.

43:47

Everything that is happening right now can

43:50

be fixed only in the Beautiful Russia

43:51

of the Future. In this current state,

43:54

nothing can be fixed, absolutely nothing.

43:59

I mean, the system there is no longer

44:01

designed for that. That's what people write to me.

44:07

They write to me.

44:07

And now I'm getting messages—new

44:10

news is coming in that the searches at FBK (Anti-Corruption Foundation) and the studio

44:12

have ended. It's just that I have this kind of screen here

44:14

with prompts, and words gradually appear there.

44:16

It says something like this there.

44:17

In all caps: SEARCHES. I think, where else is being searched?

44:21

But it's just the news that the searches

44:23

are over. But anyway, this system is not

44:26

something that can be improved anymore.

44:27

It's fundamentally built that way, well,

44:29

simply.

44:31

The entire law enforcement system

44:34

needs statistics, and it gets those statistics

44:37

however it can: it jails people for

44:39

likes, and even Putin himself

44:41

has said, basically, enough already,

44:43

stop imprisoning people for likes.

44:44

But they keep doing it, and imprison even more people,

44:46

because this system cannot be stopped,

44:48

it simply doesn't work any other way.

44:51

Right now, at the head of the country, we have

44:56

the result of negative selection—that is,

44:58

the rule of the worst. The worse a person is, the higher

45:01

they are in this hierarchy, and we

45:04

cannot expect anything good from this

45:07

system. So, as for the investigation because of which,

45:09

as we believe, the special forces came today specifically

45:13

—yes, absolutely.

45:16

As part of some broader campaign, there was

45:18

an order that raids needed to be carried out regularly.

45:20

But why did they come

45:22

today in particular? We definitely

45:24

believe that one of the main people behind it

45:27

was VTB Bank chief Andrei Kostin.

45:29

He is, in fact, a very resourceful

45:32

person. If it seems to you, well, how

45:35

could Kostin, a banker, order something like that?

45:37

No—banker Kostin heads

45:41

such a corrupt institution, a very

45:43

loss-making one, and it works in such a way that

45:46

our tax money goes into this bank, VTB.

45:49

VTB pays under-the-table salaries to various

45:52

corrupt FSB officers and police officers.

45:55

As we have seen, it buys planes for

45:59

Medvedev's wife, for the Patriarch (head of the Russian Orthodox Church), as

46:02

the investigation showed—they also use

46:04

these planes.

46:05

And accordingly, Kostin there for his

46:07

mistress as well—this plane. That is, these

46:09

people, who keep on their payroll

46:13

a huge number of

46:15

idle generals, in that sense,

46:18

can send special forces somewhere without

46:20

any problem. They can do that.

46:22

And this time we did something we usually do not

46:26

do. We do everything based on documents,

46:29

and we never call—we do not contact

46:32

the subjects of our investigations so that

46:34

they do not know in advance what we are going to

46:35

do. This time we had to—if you

46:38

watched the video that we did, after all,

46:39

release today—we needed to

46:41

establish the identity of one of the guys.

46:43

For that, we simply couldn't do otherwise, so we

46:45

called Kostin's office, and then

46:47

called that guy himself. I

46:49

wrote to him on WhatsApp and called him; he

46:51

hung up immediately too. But they knew

46:53

perfectly well that we had figured out who he was.

46:55

They knew perfectly well that we

46:58

had exposed the VTB scheme, because after the release

47:01

of our film about it, Asker-zade (likely Nailya Asker-zade, a Russian TV presenter)

47:03

publicly lied, claiming that all these

47:07

planes had nothing to do with her. Why

47:08

did they do that? This is very important.

47:10

They are afraid of sanctions, and they are afraid of the law,

47:13

including laws that regulate foreign

47:14

corruption. But if the largest state bank

47:16

is effectively providing a plane

47:19

for Medvedev's wife, that is bribery, and for

47:21

that bribery VTB in particular can

47:24

be punished—not only in Russia. In Russia,

47:25

of course, no one will punish them, but in London,

47:27

where they are listed, where their shares are traded on

47:29

the London Stock Exchange, and so on

47:32

and so on—they are afraid and worried

47:35

that this scheme will be exposed.

47:36

And we exposed it, and we found out that they

47:40

stole the planes. When I say stole

47:42

the planes, many people think, well, sort of—

47:44

what does that even mean? Each plane costs $60

47:46

million. This is a gigantic,

47:49

gigantic corruption scheme. It's wild—

47:51

these guys have a plane, you understand? If

47:53

they steal planes, can you imagine what

47:54

is going on in the bank generally? They

47:56

stole these planes, and they are run by the same

47:59

people as before. More than that, this is

48:00

Kostin's closest aide, this is

48:03

the head of his office—that is,

48:04

the person who does everything for him,

48:07

the person who communicates with him most often,

48:08

the person who sits closest to him.

48:10

This is very important. Let's watch

48:14

a fragment of our investigation where

48:16

Georgy Alburov, in fact,

48:18

triumphantly gets through, and we understand

48:21

that VTB will not be able to, so to speak,

48:26

weasel its way out of the corruption

48:28

scheme involving the planes. But then we simply

48:30

went ahead and called Kostin's office.

48:34

[music]

48:37

Hello... your passport, please... how

48:40

can I reach Alexandrych's reception desk by phone?

48:43

And Vorontsova, a non-profit organization.

48:49

the foundation for supporting the development of civil

48:51

aviation. We came to the meeting, and we want

48:57

to send a gift.

48:59

We have an anniversary, and New Year is coming soon. You

49:01

wanted to know where it would be best to send it so that

49:04

it definitely arrives, and definitely with greeting cards.

49:06

about ten people, Kostin Andreevich's hall

49:21

before

49:24

[music]

49:27

a lot, you see. I mean, all of us

49:32

identified this person, we proved

49:34

everything, and I think that when they realized that

49:37

it was us, I called him, well, I called

49:39

and said, hello, this is Navalny. Talk to

49:41

me—he immediately hung up in a panic.

49:42

They understood everything, and of course they really did not

49:46

want to see this video that we are

49:48

publishing, because, essentially,

49:50

in it I plainly explained to everyone

49:53

give me a few more seconds to explain what

49:55

actually happened with all of this.

49:58

The entire VTB corruption scheme has already become

50:02

effectively, legally proven: VTB

50:04

Leasing acquired several private jets.

50:06

They were needed to serve the interests

50:09

of various crooks who are not entitled

50:11

to have planes.

50:12

But they so badly want to fly, and the planes

50:14

belonged to VTB.

50:16

They were serviced by the aviation company

50:18

Business Aero. And who is this Vorontsov,

50:20

Alexander Yuryevich?

50:22

Who is this super-close and super-

50:25

reliable person who owns the air carrier

50:28

to whom it is not scary to entrust such

50:30

secrets as, for example, the passenger lists

50:33

for every flight? First, we found his

50:35

photograph. Look, here is the man.

50:37

It is captioned: Alexander Vorontsov.

50:39

And he is standing next to Kostin at the forum

50:41

Russia Calling! It was he who handled

50:44

the flight arrangements on VTB's side and on the

50:46

other side

50:47

for the direct organizations, as

50:49

the founder of Business Aero.

50:51

According to data from the European Organization

50:54

for the Safety of Air Navigation (Eurocontrol),

50:55

all the planes we are interested in are operated

50:58

by the same operator, Skyline Aviation,

51:01

an absolutely unknown company.

51:02

It is registered in San Marino, apparently specifically

51:05

for servicing

51:07

the aircraft stolen from VTB. We take an extract

51:10

from San Marino and find out that the company is run

51:12

by a certain Russian man named

51:15

Oleg Burov. And, would you believe it, this very Burov

51:19

is also the director of Business Aero,

51:22

which belongs to the chief of staff

51:24

of Kostin. The VTB planes

51:27

were managed by Kostin's chief of staff.

51:30

The planes were stolen, and they continue to be

51:33

managed by Kostin's chief of staff.

51:35

They steal, they hide things abroad,

51:38

and they just lie to our faces endlessly. I mean,

51:42

of course, many of you, when we

51:45

were making this video—and we were already

51:47

finishing it at the last moment, when

51:49

we had already all been thrown out, we no longer had

51:51

the equipment, and had to figure out how to rework it—

51:53

and

51:54

bits of this video were left there in the office,

51:56

and we simply

51:58

finished it and uploaded it. You may think,

52:00

as you watch that legal section,

52:02

"Good Lord, some companies from who-knows-where,

52:04

papers are flashing by, it's not clear what any of it

52:06

means." But believe me, it means

52:08

a lot.

52:09

This is genuinely a huge amount

52:10

of investigative work that

52:12

exposes VTB Bank, and on the basis of which

52:16

in the beautiful Russia of the future

52:17

they could all, without question, simply

52:19

be jailed immediately for corruption and embezzlement.

52:22

But even right now, this provides grounds

52:24

or at least many claims against VTB Bank

52:26

to be brought both in Russia and outside

52:29

Russia. This is actually very

52:33

important. They are telling me that at the very beginning

52:38

—sorry—I forgot to say: please write

52:41

your questions on Twitter with the hashtag #RussiaOfTheFuture

52:44

and I will

52:45

answer them. There are 8,000 people watching live.

52:47

Please forgive me

52:49

for stumbling over my words, because after all

52:50

this is an emergency broadcast. We are going on air from

52:52

a backup studio. Huge thanks to our entire

52:55

team, who still somehow managed

52:56

to organize this backup

52:58

studio.

52:58

Right now, in the description below, at the link,

53:01

there is a new donation system, because

53:03

the previous one was shut down for us by Mail.ru,

53:06

which belongs to Alisher Usmanov, so

53:08

we are fighting as best we can, and you

53:11

are supporting us, and we are not going to

53:13

give up just like that. Write your questions on Twitter with

53:16

the hashtag #RussiaOfTheFuture. I said in

53:21

the previous segment that Putin

53:24

is extremely worried, United Russia (Russia's ruling political party) is extremely

53:26

worried. We can see this in various

53:30

ways, from different signals, actually.

53:33

Let's watch this video again.

53:34

If you can play the clip where the little man in

53:37

paint

53:37

starts making accusations against one of the

53:40

employees of the Anti-Corruption Foundation

53:42

and simply says to him, "Let's go around the corner right now

53:44

and fight." When I watched this

53:47

video, I was amazed

53:48

that they were filming him, and there he is in that helmet,

53:50

looking ridiculous, like some ridiculous fascist from

53:53

a parody film, saying, "Let's go

53:54

settle this." This is really what you see before

53:57

you: United Russia (Russia's ruling political party) and Putin.

54:00

This is simply how they operate. So let's

54:02

now watch this funny

54:04

little moment, and then you will see how it

54:07

implement on the main Russia Day (a Russian national holiday)

54:09

first, the guy who says, "let's go"

54:11

let's step out; there's a restroom here

54:15

I can [help] you here, here; I passed along your signal

54:20

I understand, if that's the question, why

54:21

just now he was looking for [you], that you'd come over; I...

54:24

I'll film a Muscovite.

54:26

come on, little car

54:28

he called out, "let's go to the hall"

54:33

Vasenka, if I weren't like this, just once...

54:36

do you understand that you will be carrying out an illegal...

54:42

an order—an illegal one. Is it really that hard for you...

54:44

to carry it out? Let's assume you won't...

54:48

you won't.

54:51

well, what did you just... how much...

54:55

that is, these are small, spiteful

54:57

aggressive people in helmets who are not...

55:00

sort of vested with authority...

55:01

of course, there's also a pistol here

55:03

there is one

55:03

but in essence, all their power rests on

55:06

some kind of ephemeral thing, on the idea that

55:08

we recognize it as authority, and that's why they

55:11

behave so aggressively and

55:13

so brazenly, because they

55:15

understand that if suddenly everyone who

55:18

is standing there stops being afraid of us, who in fact

55:21

can't really do anything, then they

55:23

will disappear instantly. And right now in

55:26

the Moscow City Duma, which I keep

55:27

talking about because it is essentially

55:30

right now the only regional

55:33

parliament where there is a real opposition

55:35

which we helped shape, including

55:37

through Smart Voting, we are seeing

55:39

absolutely incredible examples of how

55:43

hysterically they behave, how cowardly

55:46

how they instantly, by the way,

55:47

will lose as soon as

55:49

the opposition is able to create normal

55:51

parties and there are real elections—how they

55:54

will be thrown out immediately. That's what is now

55:55

happening in the Moscow City Duma. United Russia

55:57

still, with the help of falsification, has

56:00

managed to preserve its majority. They can

56:01

pass any law. They passed the budget, and

56:04

they pass various statements there in support of Sobyanin

56:06

—well, you'd think: just sit there

56:09

like bosses, smoke cigars, pass

56:11

your laws, enjoy life. But the opposition

56:13

keeps showing off there, keeps saying something

56:15

—so what is it saying? Fine,

56:17

Navalny cuts these clips up and

56:19

shows them on his YouTube channel, sure

56:22

a lot of people watch the program; in particular,

56:24

8,000 people watch it live

56:26

my last live stream was watched by 1.4

56:28

million people, but still, what of it?

56:30

it's not the whole country. Let them cut things up there

56:33

and amuse themselves with how some

56:35

opposition figure insults us—who cares.

56:36

No, they can't handle it like that. This week

56:40

in the Moscow City Duma, a real

56:43

scandal broke out because United Russia

56:45

decided to do the following in order

56:47

to make sure no one says anything cheeky

56:50

or calls them

56:52

political prostitutes, as has happened—they

56:54

introduced a new rule under which

56:56

deputies can be stripped of the floor for 3

56:59

sessions, and their sessions are held about once

57:02

a week

57:03

so basically, if you say something that United Russia

57:05

doesn't like, you're immediately banned there for

57:07

several weeks and you can't

57:09

say anything. What's more, before this they didn't allow

57:12

the opposition members to say much of anything, and

57:14

they could only announce some of

57:16

their statements in the "Miscellaneous" section

57:17

the agenda would go on and on and on

57:19

for several hours, and only in

57:21

the "Miscellaneous" section were they allowed to the podium

57:23

to say something. Now even in the

57:26

"Miscellaneous" section

57:27

you can't just get up and say

57:28

"speech by such-and-such deputy"

57:30

you have to write out again what you want

57:32

to speak about

57:33

and if you say something other than what

57:34

you wrote down, you'll be deprived of the right next time

57:38

to ask a question. And if what you wrote

57:39

contains something they don't like, they

57:41

won't let you approach the podium at all. And there

57:46

the scandal escalated to the point that

57:48

simply

57:49

all the opposition deputies, all of them

57:51

the Communists in full

57:53

as well as the Yabloko faction leader

57:55

and the A Just Russia faction leader, simply walked out of the chamber

57:56

let's watch that moment. Deputies of the

57:59

Communist Party faction of the

58:01

Russian Federation, Yabloko, and

58:05

A Just Russia...

58:09

so right now this is not just lawlessness, I

58:17

believe that what is happening now is sheer rudeness toward

58:20

us, the opposition deputies, and

58:25

I ask those who are ready to leave the chamber with me

58:30

—it is impossible to remain in this mess

58:33

thank you. Given the current situation that

58:36

has developed here, in order not to aggravate

58:38

the situation, I propose that members of the CPRF faction

58:41

leave this chamber for today

58:43

thank you

58:46

excellent—this is how a parliament should act

58:49

and again I watched this video and said

58:52

we were absolutely right in what we did within the framework of

58:53

Smart Voting. Yes, of course, right now

58:56

it's impossible to outvote them because

59:00

they have a majority, unfortunately

59:02

which was formed, among other things, because of

59:04

people who called for a boycott of

59:06

that last election. We were just a little short of

59:08

winning a majority in

59:11

the Moscow City Duma, and then we would have dictated terms to United Russia

59:14

but at the very least

59:17

they made a political gesture

59:18

this week—they walked out in protest, and there

59:22

is a real confrontation there, but in...

59:25

In the end, you understand, the opposition—

59:28

the opposition can't really do anything.

59:30

But at the very least, through its words and actions,

59:33

if you like,

59:34

through political gestures, it has to show

59:36

whose side it's on. Because if it doesn't,

59:38

then the whole—

59:41

the Moscow City Duma, like the State Duma now,

59:43

will turn into the same astonishing spectacle

59:46

that we saw at the last session. I

59:49

watched those 11 seconds and thought:

59:52

that's the essence of it right there. She came there, and speaking there was

59:56

the chairwoman—well, she came there—

59:58

the head of the Moscow City Court, Yegorova, whom I've talked about many times on this program.

1:00:01

She is one of

1:00:03

the most sinister women,

1:00:06

one of the most sinister figures in modern

1:00:07

Russian history. This is the person who

1:00:09

fine-tuned the system of falsifying criminal

1:00:12

cases and imprisoning innocent people. All those

1:00:16

Bolotnaya case and Moscow case

1:00:18

and many, many others—Yegorova ran all of that

1:00:21

like a machine. She turned judges into

1:00:24

powerless ants who

1:00:26

hand down absolutely any,

1:00:29

absolutely lawless ruling. And then she came to watch it.

1:00:32

She sits there, and the United Russia members

1:00:34

just take turns—well, in the video now you

1:00:35

can see a couple of them—walking up to her,

1:00:38

kissing

1:00:39

her hand. Let's take a look.

1:00:52

There sits this witch who throws people in jail, and

1:00:56

one came up and kissed her hand, then another—Stepan Orlov,

1:00:58

the one we also did an investigation on—

1:01:00

ran up, grabbed her hand, kissed it. Everyone

1:01:03

has to come up and, basically, kiss the ring,

1:01:07

kiss the hand of this power, because it imprisons

1:01:10

those who ask United Russia, and Stepan Orlov in particular,

1:01:13

questions like: where did this or that come from?

1:01:16

How did this petty crook get one apartment,

1:01:19

then a second apartment? Go to the main

1:01:21

channel and watch how this

1:01:22

deputy—who, by the way, used to be

1:01:25

an aide to Irina Khakamada and a great

1:01:27

democrat—then somehow went from one

1:01:30

living space to two, and now in terms of

1:01:32

real estate, he owns properties worth

1:01:34

many millions of dollars, and he kisses

1:01:37

the hand of this power, because that's how it

1:01:39

all ties together. He has to serve

1:01:42

the Moscow City Court, and the Moscow City Court serves him,

1:01:45

because it jails those who ask too

1:01:47

many questions. And once again I welcome

1:01:50

all the deputies in the Moscow City Duma who

1:01:53

have come out and are standing up to

1:01:56

United Russia. And by the way, one of the

1:01:58

amusing consequences

1:02:01

there was this decision they didn't pass—but they did not

1:02:05

pass a decision allowing them to strip a deputy

1:02:06

of the right to speak, and some other decisions too. But they

1:02:08

did pass a decision under which it is now possible

1:02:11

to vote remotely by proxy. You've seen

1:02:13

it many times in the State Duma: an empty

1:02:15

hall, and some weirdos running around pressing

1:02:17

buttons. In the City Duma, that used to be

1:02:20

not allowed, or at least technically much

1:02:22

harder. I mean, things like that happened there,

1:02:24

but, for example, you couldn't do it at

1:02:26

committee meetings. And deputy Yengalycheva too,

1:02:28

from the Communist Party of the Russian Federation, wrote that they brought this in

1:02:30

specifically so that they could

1:02:33

stop showing up altogether while still passing any

1:02:36

decisions they wanted. And I saw comments

1:02:37

saying, oh come on, that won't happen. Well,

1:02:41

look at the meeting hall of my

1:02:43

ecology committee—what it looked like

1:02:45

today. No one there except three people, all three

1:02:48

from the Communists.

1:02:49

The United Russia members just—well, you can

1:02:51

clearly see it in the picture—they just, damn it,

1:02:53

don't come to work, and yet there is still a quorum,

1:02:56

all the decisions get passed, because

1:02:59

for some reason they're also voting remotely. They passed

1:03:01

an amendment to the rules under which one

1:03:04

United Russia member can come in and say:

1:03:05

don't look at these empty chairs; in fact,

1:03:07

the deputies whom people voted for are sitting here

1:03:10

and they are making

1:03:12

decisions at the ecology committee

1:03:14

to slap, roughly speaking,

1:03:16

a waste-processing plant or an incinerator

1:03:18

in your area. So yes, everything is absolutely

1:03:21

according to procedure, absolutely by the rules. That's

1:03:23

what United Russia looks like. And why I started with this

1:03:26

is that it's exactly the behavior of that very

1:03:28

little thug from the saying about the dog in the alley,

1:03:32

who says, let's go around the corner, have a drink, and then fight.

1:03:34

That's exactly what's happening. All 9,000

1:03:37

people are watching us live.

1:03:39

A lot of people keep asking me for some reason

1:03:42

about integration with Belarus. I can see

1:03:45

several questions on that topic, but

1:03:47

listen, my position here

1:03:48

hasn't changed. Of course, Putin

1:03:51

doesn't really want any integration with

1:03:52

Belarus; he couldn't care less about all this integration.

1:03:54

What he wants is a new state in which

1:03:57

without violating the constitution, he can become

1:04:00

president once again for another 12 years.

1:04:04

He just needs a new political entity.

1:04:06

Before, I was president of Russia for 20

1:04:09

years, with a break for Dimon (Dmitry Medvedev's nickname), and my term in

1:04:11

Russia has ended. Now we have some kind of

1:04:13

new country,

1:04:16

Russia-Belarus or something like that,

1:04:19

and now I'll head that too for six years, and then

1:04:22

another six years after that. That's the whole point of this

1:04:25

integration. There is not the slightest other

1:04:26

meaning to it. 59,000 people are already watching us.

1:04:31

59,000 people. I was delayed a little

1:04:33

for technical reasons, so

1:04:35

I'll stay on the air a bit longer.

1:04:37

Many thanks, by the way, that you

1:04:38

are watching the program so actively.

1:04:40

Usually, as New Year's approaches, the holidays

1:04:43

draw everyone in and people become less interested

1:04:46

in politics. This year we've seen that this is

1:04:49

completely not the case.

1:04:50

There was enormous interest in politics; the rallies were

1:04:53

massive, and now, right before New Year’s, because

1:04:57

a lot of things are simply going to start

1:04:59

changing very rapidly. You know how it is:

1:05:01

everything here is falling apart. But at first

1:05:03

it was falling apart slowly, slowly, slowly, and

1:05:05

then—bang—all at once, and we simply

1:05:07

look around and there’s nothing left. And right now this

1:05:10

is happening in one of the most important areas for

1:05:12

the state: healthcare. I’ve talked here

1:05:15

a lot about the Doctors’ Alliance trade union

1:05:16

and so on, but over the past

1:05:19

week there was a real battle,

1:05:21

though not a rap battle. Actually,

1:05:23

it was a video battle between two

1:05:26

officials: one, former Health Minister

1:05:28

Golikova; the other,

1:05:30

the current one, Skvortsova, who simply

1:05:31

started explaining things.

1:05:32

One says our healthcare system

1:05:35

is exemplary, while the other, at the very same time,

1:05:37

is saying that our healthcare system

1:05:40

is terrible, in ruins. Let’s start with Golikova’s

1:05:43

first remarks.

1:05:45

Putin’s current aide, the former

1:05:47

head of the Accounts Chamber, and before that

1:05:49

the deputy prime minister overseeing healthcare,

1:05:51

said that all this “optimization”

1:05:53

turns out to have gone badly. A few years ago

1:05:57

people in the regions were already loudly protesting

1:06:00

about this so-called optimization.

1:06:02

Of course,

1:06:03

in many regions the optimization was

1:06:06

carried out unsuccessfully, to put it plainly. But who

1:06:11

carried it out? You were the ones who did it.

1:06:13

Next to Golikova sits Sobyanin, who every

1:06:16

hour seems to be shutting down hospitals, while doctors are furious.

1:06:18

The people who carried out this optimization sit there

1:06:21

saying, “Yes, yes, it turned out badly.” It’s as if

1:06:24

they were some kind of opposition

1:06:28

that has just come to power, and before them there were

1:06:31

other people—for five years, for ten years, for nineteen

1:06:35

damn years there were other people. No—they’ve been sitting there

1:06:37

for 20 years, and now they say it went badly.

1:06:40

Skvortsova responded by saying that, actually, in

1:06:43

Russia we don’t just have good medicine;

1:06:45

it is exemplary. It’s one of the world’s models.

1:06:47

The next time you show up at a

1:06:49

clinic, remember Skvortsova’s

1:06:50

words.

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If any of you have received treatment in

1:06:55

Germany, Israel, America, or other

1:06:58

countries,

1:06:58

then when you come back here, you’ll look very differently

1:07:01

at how medical care is organized

1:07:04

in Russia. Right now, just for general

1:07:07

understanding: our model is one of the

1:07:10

benchmark models in the world. And every day

1:07:14

we collect these, Lord help us, text messages for programs

1:07:17

that I talk about in every broadcast—

1:07:19

for the treatment of little Anya and Petya, who need

1:07:22

operations in Israel and Germany.

1:07:24

And at the very same moment, the health minister comes out

1:07:26

and says: if you

1:07:28

have been to Germany or Israel, then you

1:07:30

of course know that we have exemplary

1:07:32

medicine.

1:07:32

It’s so exemplary that, for some reason,

1:07:35

we are constantly sending people to non-exemplary countries—

1:07:36

our children, because here

1:07:38

we can’t treat them. But the battle, so to speak,

1:07:41

continued, and after

1:07:44

Skvortsova spoke about “exemplary” medicine,

1:07:45

Golikova responded again.

1:07:47

And this time she said that the optimization

1:07:49

had been carried out—not just unsuccessfully, as she had said earlier,

1:07:51

not merely badly,

1:07:52

but that it had in fact been carried out terribly.

1:07:54

The optimization was carried out terribly. I’ve said this before

1:07:56

and I’ll repeat it now: in many

1:07:58

regions of the country,

1:08:00

the so-called optimization

1:08:02

of healthcare was carried out

1:08:04

terribly—I will use that word—and

1:08:07

the quality and accessibility of

1:08:10

healthcare services

1:08:11

deteriorated sharply.

1:08:13

So, the former health minister

1:08:17

says that the optimization was carried out

1:08:19

terribly. She is one of the very people I’m

1:08:21

talking about. To use her own term, she is now

1:08:23

Putin’s aide. And we are the ones living

1:08:25

inside this terrible optimization,

1:08:27

that is, inside this very healthcare system

1:08:29

where everything is terrible. And clearly they

1:08:32

have enormous amounts of money; none of them

1:08:34

gets treated in Russia. But if for

1:08:38

us everything is terrible, and they are forced to

1:08:40

admit it—even on Solovyov’s show (a Russian state TV political talk show), where

1:08:42

they stand there like this,

1:08:43

nodding their heads, thinking, “My God,

1:08:45

thank goodness I have somewhere on Lake

1:08:47

Como some clinic or other

1:08:49

where my children and I will be able to

1:08:52

get treatment—not in this horrible

1:08:54

optimized system.” Well then maybe

1:08:56

someone should be dismissed, or they should admit

1:09:00

their mistakes, or say that this terrible

1:09:03

optimization in many regions was carried out

1:09:05

by these terrible

1:09:07

regional parliaments where United Russia held the majority,

1:09:09

or by the terrible State Duma,

1:09:11

which passed such laws, and by those

1:09:13

bad United Russia governors

1:09:15

appointed by Putin and supported by United

1:09:18

Russia. Basically, if something

1:09:20

is terrible,

1:09:21

then it’s probably not enough for us simply

1:09:23

to state the fact that everything is terrible. We

1:09:26

can see for ourselves that everything is terrible. Let’s remove

1:09:29

the people who are doing terrible things and

1:09:31

try to find people who will do

1:09:32

things well, or at least normally. But that is not

1:09:35

happening. But notice this already:

1:09:38

it’s impossible to deny it anymore, because everything was

1:09:41

bad, bad, bad, and then, excuse me, it all

1:09:44

just went completely to hell and fell apart. That’s what is happening

1:09:46

in healthcare right now, and that’s why

1:09:49

Doctors are on strike. For 20 years, they were never left idle.

1:09:51

Because they were told, "We’ll fix"

1:09:54

"your ambulance service."

1:09:55

"We’ll fix your ambulance service," and then

1:09:58

a year passed, five years passed, and nothing. Nothing at all.

1:10:01

Nobody fixed it, and it became clear to everyone that

1:10:03

it was never going to be fixed.

1:10:05

For now, let the authorities know this: 59,000 people are with us.

1:10:07

We’re live on air, and we’re ready to show

1:10:08

photos of what’s left of the office and the studio after the raid.

1:10:11

Navalny Live viewers haven’t seen this yet, but they will.

1:10:13

They’ll be looking at this for months. Let’s see what happened

1:10:14

to us there. Show it. There, you see?

1:10:18

This time, they were taking ceiling panels down.

1:10:22

I mean, judging by the sounds

1:10:25

I heard, I was expecting

1:10:25

broken glass. There’s no broken glass, but

1:10:27

they were tearing apart the ceiling, looking for—I don’t know—

1:10:30

some heroin or cocaine.

1:10:32

Venezuelan, maybe. Business as usual.

1:10:35

Right. There used to be a server here, and some other stuff too.

1:10:38

They ripped everything out.

1:10:39

And they took it all away. They only left us the rack.

1:10:41

Let’s see what else we’ve got there.

1:10:44

Okay, right, this is

1:10:46

this is actually the very place where I

1:10:48

usually sit. The ordinary chair is still here.

1:10:52

What a blessing that at least the chair and

1:10:54

the table were left. As you can see, this is the

1:10:57

studio where I record the main videos.

1:10:59

There used to be standard lighting equipment here,

1:11:01

sound equipment,

1:11:02

and now there’s nothing. They’re telling me that, in fact,

1:11:04

they even took the power strips from the studio.

1:11:06

That’s one thing. I mean the extension strips you plug into

1:11:09

the wall socket—those are gone too. There’s nothing left.

1:11:13

But we, like a phoenix,

1:11:15

keep rising again and again.

1:11:18

And Putin stamps his feet and screams, "Take everything out!

1:11:21

Paralyze all their activity! What the hell

1:11:23

are they even doing there?" But even so,

1:11:26

we will keep doing it. This

1:11:29

our mighty old man,

1:11:35

is apparently sitting there right now, waiting for

1:11:38

a fresh report to be brought to him on how

1:11:41

successfully the latest operation against

1:11:44

God knows what went. And I have no doubt that the report he gets says

1:11:46

it was all a huge success, brilliantly executed,

1:11:49

another wonderful operation—because

1:11:51

it’s obvious that he is, of course,

1:11:53

living in some completely parallel reality.

1:11:55

He is clearly senile, without question.

1:11:58

That’s not really an exaggeration or an insult.

1:12:00

By every sign, we can see

1:12:03

that Putin is in a state of senility, and his

1:12:06

inner circle is afraid to tell him that he’s

1:12:09

senile, so instead they indulge him

1:12:11

and encourage it. And we watched that this

1:12:14

week with Poland: like a maniac, he just

1:12:16

kept going on and on about Poland, Poland, Poland.

1:12:18

He held a summit of CIS (Commonwealth of Independent States) leaders.

1:12:21

There was Nazarbayev,

1:12:24

Lukashenko, and some other people from Central Asia,

1:12:27

possibly Azerbaijan too, and he really

1:12:29

lectured them about Poland for an hour and a half.

1:12:33

We saw it on video. I remember, they didn’t even want

1:12:35

to show it properly—they weren’t prepared, but I

1:12:36

still thought:

1:12:38

here he is, supposedly giving a report about Poland,

1:12:41

and it’s awkward to interrupt him. Lukashenko

1:12:43

needs money, Azerbaijan has

1:12:46

its own agenda, Armenia too,

1:12:48

Kazakhstan—Nazarbayev was just sitting there

1:12:51

like he’d seen it all before, sitting through an hour and a half

1:12:53

about Poland. So yes,

1:12:55

the guy is obviously senile.

1:12:57

And this week there was a colossal,

1:13:02

super-mega traffic jam that simply

1:13:05

showed that senility. How are

1:13:07

a traffic jam and senility connected?

1:13:08

I mean a car traffic jam.

1:13:10

An absolutely record-breaking one.

1:13:12

Something incredible happened in Moscow. Why?

1:13:13

Because grandpa wanted to go skating.

1:13:16

We’ve got this great athlete of ours now,

1:13:19

this great hockey player who scores, what, 100

1:13:23

goals every time, and everyone has long since

1:13:27

been laughing at it. I made a video about it, and

1:13:30

after every new match there are tons

1:13:34

of funny clips showing defenders skating around him,

1:13:36

dodging him. This here

1:13:38

is footage from the previous super-mega

1:13:41

hockey game where he scored 11 goals.

1:13:43

It amused everyone. Just 11 seconds—

1:13:45

let’s take a look.

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1:13:59

The goalie lifts his leg so that

1:14:01

Putin can score that puck. And look,

1:14:04

you’re normal people, so let’s

1:14:07

imagine ourselves in the shoes of some

1:14:08

Kremlin PR people. The old man has annoyed everyone.

1:14:14

In 20 years, everything has gone to hell,

1:14:17

nobody’s wages are rising, but

1:14:19

part of the population still believes the fairy tale that

1:14:21

"if not Putin, then who?"

1:14:22

And at least they’re pleased that

1:14:24

Putin seems energetic, unlike Yeltsin (former Russian president),

1:14:26

who was drunk all the time. And he likes

1:14:29

playing hockey, and he has this

1:14:31

quirk: he thinks he has to score

1:14:34

20 goals, and he enjoys it. So it would seem

1:14:37

logical to say, "Vladimir Vladimirovich,

1:14:39

people don’t really believe

1:14:41

it’s realistic when you score

1:14:43

16 goals. So for variety,

1:14:45

let your team lose once. Or maybe you

1:14:48

just won’t score that many goals. Or maybe

1:14:50

you go one-on-one with

1:14:52

Ovechkin,

1:14:53

and Ovechkin beats you.

1:14:55

Then everyone would say, "Wow, that’s actually cool,

1:14:57

that’s great, something different for once."

1:14:59

But the degree of senility now is such that

1:15:02

nobody can say that. And don’t laugh—when you

1:15:06

think I’m exaggerating,

1:15:09

please look here at what it looks like

1:15:12

when it reaches the next stage of senility:

1:15:15

the golden goalpost. Let’s watch.

1:15:17

[applause]

1:15:36

This is the president of Turkmenistan. Does this

1:15:39

video

1:15:40

amuse you, or does it inspire respect? Well,

1:15:43

or will it make you think,

1:15:44

my God, and your impression of

1:15:48

the president of Turkmenistan, and of everyone loudly

1:15:50

surrounding him, has become much worse?

1:15:52

Well, of course. You laugh at this. You

1:15:54

think, my God, idiots. But he does this

1:15:58

because all these people come to him

1:16:01

and say: listen, I won't reproduce the

1:16:04

first name and patronymic,

1:16:05

well, in our case they say, Vladimir

1:16:08

Vladimirovich, listen, Vladimir Vladimirovich,

1:16:10

you can't imagine, the entire internet exploded

1:16:12

with delight when it saw how you scored a goal.

1:16:14

How you skated up

1:16:16

and slammed one in, and then another, and

1:16:19

another, and everyone scattered, and you kept going, and

1:16:21

there was even a video of you putting your helmet on

1:16:25

the wrong way round, but as long as everything turned out fine.

1:16:27

Everyone wrote: what a cool guy.

1:16:29

YouTube is flooded with comments saying, thank you,

1:16:33

Vladimir Vladimirovich, you're the coolest

1:16:35

dude, in great shape,

1:16:37

and definitely not some senile man who loves

1:16:40

scoring all these goals. They convinced him

1:16:43

that this is awesome, and they keep

1:16:47

convincing him every day. And meanwhile, he doesn't

1:16:50

use the internet, as we know. They bring him

1:16:53

the whole internet, printed out. Here,

1:16:54

I have a printout budget right now, so they

1:16:57

bring him printouts, and it says that about

1:17:00

you, the number one topic on the internet

1:17:03

this week was that you are great.

1:17:06

You were criticized 27,000 times more often,

1:17:11

criticized for being too

1:17:13

handsome for your age, because

1:17:15

it's impossible to be that handsome. And also,

1:17:18

another 16,000 messages came in saying that

1:17:20

thanks to our exemplary medicine and to you

1:17:23

personally, everything worked out, and this is no

1:17:27

exaggeration.

1:17:28

You remember, I played here

1:17:30

that representative of the Academy of Sciences who

1:17:32

said that thanks to Putin, scientific

1:17:34

breakthroughs happen; thanks to Putin,

1:17:36

Russian electrons move along their

1:17:39

orbits much more vigorously and spin around

1:17:41

their axis in the opposite direction compared

1:17:44

with Western electrons.

1:17:45

A human being is the kind of creature that if

1:17:48

all sorts of people around him endlessly

1:17:50

feed him nonsense and string him along, he'll believe it.

1:17:52

And Putin genuinely thinks this is

1:17:57

freaking awesome, so he went and decided,

1:17:59

what's new,

1:18:00

everything was great when I played

1:18:02

in my Night Hockey League, and now

1:18:04

I'll play in the Kremlin. And on the Kremlin

1:18:06

rink they staged their hockey game, and there

1:18:08

it was all perfectly natural: everyone came,

1:18:10

the roads were blocked off, and people were

1:18:12

stuck in traffic for four hours. Vladimir

1:18:15

Vladimirovich scored eight

1:18:17

goals this time. They write that he has scored something like 435,

1:18:21

though that's modest compared with the 11 in

1:18:25

the previous

1:18:27

previous game. But really, let's just

1:18:29

make this clear: for 27 seconds you

1:18:33

will simply see how this guy just

1:18:35

skates along, and that's it, while everyone else

1:18:37

just kind of skates around chaotically,

1:18:39

trying not to notice him, while he just

1:18:41

keeps going and businesslike scores his goals,

1:18:44

and everything is fine.

1:18:45

He thinks it's cool, it's great, while

1:18:48

all the rest of this gathering of thieves, lackeys, and

1:18:51

cowards, unfortunately, including our honored

1:18:53

hockey players, act as the same

1:18:56

contemptible lackeys around him.

1:18:58

They simply skate around him and

1:19:00

create for grandpa

1:19:02

well, just a backdrop. Twenty-seven seconds.

1:19:13

[applause]

1:19:32

If the old man wants to be entertained, they entertain him.

1:19:35

The whole country gets shut down; Red Square is blocked off

1:19:37

so he can play hockey. If you want to play at little war,

1:19:39

or something about Poland, well,

1:19:41

go ahead, here you are, you have

1:19:43

your own special forces in fascist-style

1:19:45

helmets storming your enemies. And all of us in Russia want something

1:19:48

real in Russia,

1:19:52

something alive. We're sick of this filth already. This is

1:19:55

my final program this year.

1:19:59

We'll meet again next year. I

1:20:01

just want to wish everyone that in

1:20:04

the coming year we achieve it, so that in

1:20:08

Russia something real, something alive, happens,

1:20:11

so that we don't have to watch endlessly this

1:20:14

minced-up mess, the constant lies of various people

1:20:18

all the time, this deception, these kidnappings,

1:20:20

their removal, and when hypocritical crooks

1:20:23

say something like, well, everything was done

1:20:24

according to the law. I mean, it's just an endless

1:20:28

sort of Botox mask that has simply

1:20:32

become the face of our country. Let's

1:20:34

make sure that something

1:20:37

alive happens in our country. It all depends

1:20:39

entirely on us. We have 61,000 people watching us

1:20:43

live. I want to end the program

1:20:45

with a video from today's

1:20:48

search, before it began, where, in effect,

1:20:52

the whole Anti-Corruption Foundation (FBK) team is wishing you a Happy New Year.

1:20:53

Let's watch.

1:20:56

They broke down the doors. Finally, I'm inside

1:20:59

the office during the search. At the time I couldn't

1:21:02

get in there. Come on, we're being watched right now by

1:21:07

1,700 people. Wish them a Happy New Year.

1:21:09

[applause]

1:21:11

[music]

1:21:13

[applause]

1:21:18

That's what a cheerful team we have.

1:21:22

Thank you so much, dear friends. I

1:21:25

am very happy that you were with me, and I

1:21:28

was with you all this year. We will

1:21:30

definitely see each other next year.

1:21:32

Happy New Year

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