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Can you build a dacha right on the

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state border? You can, if you are a

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general in the FSB (Russia’s security service) who guards that very

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state border. Without further

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preamble, let’s head to the

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border between Russia and Finland in

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Leningrad Region. What exactly is the

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state border? It is essentially two

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control zones: the so-called border

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zone, from 5 to 30 km (3 to 19 miles) wide. To be in

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it, you must either be a local resident or

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obtain permission from the FSB, and the

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engineering and technical installations zone, which is

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the last 2–3 km (1.2–1.9 miles) before the border. Being

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there is completely forbidden. If you go

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in there, you can face criminal

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liability for attempting to illegally

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cross the state border.

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Now let’s move from the satellite

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map to the photos on Google Maps.

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They allow us to see, well,

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what is actually happening on the border between

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the border zone, where a permit is required, and

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the engineering and technical installations zone,

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where being present is completely prohibited. Here we see

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what is usually shown in films about

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border guards: we see a fence, and it

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has a weak electric current running through it,

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which triggers an alarm if an intruder

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touches it. We see a tracking

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strip where the intruder’s footprints

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are left behind—just like in

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the movies. This is the whole

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classic image of border guards with a

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dog walking along the fence—it is happening

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right here. Now look: one of the

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photos of the area shows us a

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wonderful harrow with which

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the border guards make their

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tracking control strip.

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A gate leading to someone’s dacha. At this

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point, of course, we simply refuse

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to believe our own eyes, because this is

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simply impossible. Inside the zone of

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engineering and technical installations, land

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is entirely withdrawn from civilian

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circulation; it cannot be registered as

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private property, and of course no one would ever

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allow a dacha to be built inside this

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restricted strip. So just to be sure,

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we look at a satellite image from above

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and, damn, we really do see someone’s

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dacha on the lakeshore in exactly the place

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where that should be completely impossible. We

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still refuse to believe

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what is happening and assume that this is not a

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dacha at all, but a secret border post.

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Maybe what looks to us like the

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main house is actually a barracks,

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and this here by the shore is not a bathhouse but

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a kennel where the border dogs live. And

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over here, for example, just a storage room for binoculars

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and green berets. So we go to

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Rosreestr (Russia’s property registry) and look at the documents for this

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real estate. Alas, the official papers

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show us that everything is much worse than

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we could have imagined. It is

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indeed a dacha belonging to

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a private individual who somehow

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managed, inconceivably, even to register it as

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private property. And everything becomes

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completely clear once we simply

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Google the full name of the dacha’s owner.

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The mysterious Nikolai Leonidovich

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Kozik turns out to be a colonel general

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in the FSB, deputy head of the Border

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Service, responsible—you’ll laugh—for

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protecting the state border. That is,

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he guards it, and he privatized it too.

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We moved away from the heavy barriers that

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existed in Soviet times, that is, from

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barbed wire and so on. There are new

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technical approaches now that

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are being implemented today. Very convenient.

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It turns out you can save quite a lot

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on security, because anyone who climbs onto your

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dacha to steal apples or dig up potatoes

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will be considered a border violator.

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You could even shoot him

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during detention. I wouldn’t be surprised if the

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general even has his own little

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personal gate with a small personal

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barrier through which he can cross the

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border if you pay at the cashier’s window.

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So the next time you

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hear the pompous phrase, “The border

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is locked up tight,” don’t forget to add

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to yourself: “unless it’s an FSB general’s

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dacha.” That’s the story of

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modern Russia. You see, millions

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of citizens are fined every day and dragged into court

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because their dacha is improperly

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registered, or their garden plot or garage

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doesn’t match the approved plan, or their tiny shop

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is out of line. The state hates all these people and

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fights them. But when you are the state itself,

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even the state border turns into a dacha

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