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Hi, this is Navalny, and I have
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a box that just arrived in the mail.
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The box looks pretty terrible, and now
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I’m going to open it with this knife. So what do I have
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inside?
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Let’s take a look. Okay, inside the box there could be
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money, or I don’t know, kittens.
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Can you imagine? I open the box and out of it
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kittens jump out.
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That would be really cool. I’d get a lot
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of views. Okay, foam padding... and inside the box
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there’s another box. What suspense, what
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suspense.
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Although actually, maybe not—because that could also turn into
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kittens, and God forbid, that would be
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not cool at all—to get a whole box
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of dead kittens, right?
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[music]
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Now this box is about to fly out of
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the frame.
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The second box is black and looks much more
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presentable. Come on, boys, yes, yes, yes,
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yes, yes—it says YouTube on it. So what
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did they send us? Maybe it’s still money
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from the State Department (a sarcastic reference to alleged U.S. funding).
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Opening the second box—wow,
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pharmacy
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they really packed it thoroughly. Again,
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foam padding, and some kind of letter in
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a foreign language. We don’t understand what
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it says. Yes, yes, yes, yes—there’s something
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shining gold. Quick, quick, we already
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can’t wait any longer—furiously tearing off
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the cellophane.
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This YouTube award—we already have almost 2
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million subscribers on this channel, but
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this gold YouTube Play Button
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which is awarded for 1 million
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subscribers only arrived recently.
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And I want to thank everyone who
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subscribed to our channel and helped
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spread our videos. And while we’re on the subject,
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please help me
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figure out one important thing. I want
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to find out who you really are.
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YouTube analytics tells us very little
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about who the viewers of our
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channel actually are. How old are you, really?
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Are you boys or girls? What are your
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political views? What cities do you
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live in? Besides that, we’d really like
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you to help us improve and give us your
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advice on which direction to take our
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wonderful channel. More videos or
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fewer videos? More memes or fewer
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memes? Long
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videos or short videos? And yes—are you tired of
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this white table and this black wall, or
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are you ready to put up with them a bit longer? I mean, we have
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a ton of questions that no one
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can answer except you. But how do we
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ask you? So we came up with the idea of
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getting your attention with the button, and in the
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description of this video there’s a link to
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a survey, and it will take you literally
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just a few minutes
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to answer our questions. But for us, this
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will be incredibly important and valuable information.
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So please, take the time
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to fill out this survey. Once again, thank you
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very much, and subscribe.
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Our next button will be Skriptonit's.