Family legend has it that in early childhood I was a combative kid and especially loved picking fights with adults. And so, one day, after taking yet another beating from me, my grandmother said to my mother in exasperation: He’s going to grow up to be a repeat offender.
After that, they had a falling-out and didn’t speak for a while.
For nothing. Grandma turned out to be right. Today’s ruling by the Babushkinsky District Court (what irony!) has come into force, and as of today I have officially become a repeat criminal offender.
And what have you achieved?