I love you.

Actually, the word is “freedom” — the letters just got flipped around. And the letter “a” is just…

Twitter day. 5 March 2012

Twitter day. 8 February 2011

I am your new Ded Moroz (the Russian equivalent of Santa Claus).

When looking for a wife, be sure to check a potential spouse: has she ever been…

I continue collecting the abbreviations used in the “Punishment” section of prison regulations. U...

A classic case of celebrating too soon.

Lucky you. You can talk about a beaver lodge without worrying. No one will…

I’ve got sensational news for you, friends. The psycho has started talking. It’s great…

Anniversary. For exactly 100 days in a row, every evening I have been listening to Putin’s address from…

Let me tell you how I managed to pull off my fixed idea. Thanks to the court. And while I’m at it, I’ll answer…

Terrible. I feel like an old man shaking his head and saying, “Ah,…”

When you're sitting in the punishment cell (SHIZO, a Russian solitary confinement punishment unit) and have very little entertainment, correspondence can become entertainment...

I’m back in the punishment cell again. In programming, this is called an “infinite loop.”

By the way! I now have a favorite professional joke. I’ve been meaning to tell you about it for a long time…

I live like Putin and Medvedev.

The space journey continues — I transferred from one ship to another.

Well, I don’t know. Maybe Putin doesn’t hate me after all, but secretly adores me? That’s why he wants to…

And sometimes it becomes clear to me that my imprisonment is no cosmic journey at all.…

My sentence has not yet taken effect, but inmates from the maximum-security penal colony...

Mommy, what has happened to me?

New Year’s in prison definitely tops any collection of unusual holiday celebrations...

An important day today. A great one, even. I did it.