The things you can watch forever: fire burning, water flowing, and a booze-soaked press secretary talking about the collapse of the dollar.

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By the way, that’s the Director of the Information and Advertising Department, with vice president rank, at Russia’s largest oil company.

A shareholder, too, with annual compensation of at least seven figures.

Just like in the old joke: dumb as a post, but I still pull in ten rubles a day.

P.S. Fewer than 6,000 votes left. 94% of the job is done — give it one last push.

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