Artyom Chaika flew back to the Motherland on February 24, 2016—a homeland supposedly tormented by “enemies from abroad” and other Euro-Atlantic perverts.

On March 4, Artyom Yuryevich returned to Zurich—the territory supposedly ruled outright by all sorts of tolerance-loving liberals under CIA protection.

The son of Russia’s prosecutor general lasted exactly 7 days in Mother Russia. Well, at least he probably got a few things sorted out. Snatched a couple of factories, won a couple of state contracts, and then back home—to his residence permit and his €2 million house.

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