Featuring astonishing exhibits:
We got a report of a fire. We arrived, cut off the locks—and found newspapers of “questionable content” inside. So, just to remove any doubt, we seized them.
And then we still wonder why the investment climate is so bad. How could it possibly be good, when anything can be seized from anyone like this? And it happens every day across the country.
- We arrived at a fire, and there were mobile phones of dubious origin. Seized for examination.
- We arrived at a fire, cut off the locks, and discovered 25 tons (25 metric tons) of questionable pork. Seized for examination.
- We arrived at a fire, cut off the locks, and discovered suspicious documents, laptops, and seals. Seized for examination.
- We arrived at a fire, cut off the locks, and discovered _____________ (insert the name of the stored goods) of a suspicious nature. Seized for examination.
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