Behind the polished facade of photos portraying a happy family life lies a serious, irreconcilable conflict. ⠀ (ominous music plays) ⠀ For the second day now, the family has been divided over a matter of principle. There can be no compromise. There will be only one winner. ⠀ - Pizza or - Pasta ⠀ I’m obviously on Team Pizza and honestly don’t understand what there is to discuss. Yulia, displaying a complete lack of understanding of the basics of cooking and proper nutrition, is passionately arguing for pasta. How have I lived with this person for 20 years?! ⠀ We’ve decided that only you, dear Instagram users, can settle this for us. Write in the comments: pizza or pasta. ⠀ Answers like "both pizza and pasta," "obviously dumplings (pelmeni)," and "only echpochmak (a Tatar triangular meat pie)" are not acceptable. It’s obvious that pelmeni rule the world in general, but right now we’re discussing the cuisine of the backward peoples of a dying Europe. ⠀ Pizza or pasta. Good or evil. Navalny or Putin. 🍕 🍕 🍕