Yeah, sure—this government’s ratings are supposedly so high and its support so overwhelming that the only response Putin and Medvedev can think of to the opposition’s accusations is throwing cakes. “Why did you steal a billion?” “Here, have a cake in the face, hahaha, look, he’s covered in cake, hahaha.” Just now, at the entrance to our office building, some clowns smashed two cakes into me and then scattered. You should have seen me walking to the office, riding up in the elevator, and the looks on the faces of the people who met me there. On the bright side, everyone at ACF (Anti-Corruption Foundation) now wants to take selfies with me.