Desperate to hit 200,000 followers, I’m resorting to extreme measures—I’m starting to post photos from the hair salon. You know, like celebrities with millions of followers posting from spas and beauty salons. Vitalik, will you give me a discount next time for the promo on my celebrity (almost) Instagram? #celebrity_life #spa #party #buy_this_shampoo #tiny_dog_in_a_bag