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Do you happen to have a dictionary handy? Please look up what the mental disorder is called when, after sitting in power for too long, having endless amounts of money, and overindulging in aqua discos, a person lies constantly. I mean constantly. Simply never says a single truthful word. Even when he knows he’ll be exposed instantly, he lies. Even when he was saying the exact opposite not long ago. He quite clearly is physically incapable of not lying. And if he stops, he starts swelling up like the characters in *Total Recall*. Remember when they were thrown out onto Mars into the vacuum? And then the oxygen kicked in and everything was fine again. The heroes kiss and declare their love. It’s obviously the same with Putin. Terrible withdrawal and pain if he hasn’t lied to someone, and then he goes: “People’s incomes in Russia are rising, there will be no mandatory vaccination in Russia, Navalny deliberately went abroad, at the ACF (Anti-Corruption Foundation) they taught people how to make Molotov cocktails.” And his head stops swelling, the pain recedes, and he can finally gently embrace Rotenberg, Timchenko, Roldugin (or whoever happens to be closest) and softly whisper in his ear: “We haven’t done this yet today... that’s not right... come on, let’s get to it... let’s steal another billion from the budget...” Take part in “Smart Voting” (an opposition tactical voting campaign), citizens. Give these lying, thieving senile degenerates your personal answer 😉

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