John Smith jumped from the 75th floor on Wall Street and, after hitting the ground, bounced 10 meters (about 33 feet) back up, making up part of the fall. Question: What’s the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza? Answer: A large pizza can still feed a family of four. A man walks into a bank and says, "I’d like to start a small business. How do I do that?" "Very simple," the bank manager replies. "Buy a large business and wait." translated jokes about the crisis