*MOSRENTGEN, December 30, 2008. Maxim Kononenko, also known as Mr. Parker, Idiot, and Debil, founded the anti-youth, non-political movement “I.” The movement’s goal is to fight all other movements until they come to a complete stop. Once all the other movements have stopped, the movement “I” will stop as well. “This is a movement against movements,” says the movement’s founder, Maxim Kononenko. “Russia does not need any movements. Russia should rest. Russia is tired, and besides, it just doesn’t want to.” *this is fire, of course