I hate shitty FedEx. I haven’t been able to get an important document for two days. The couriers are flat-out lying that they came by. The tracking service says "customer unavailable," but there’s always someone at home. Either my wife with the child, or the nanny with the child. This morning I called them and left my mobile number (they have this service where the courier is supposed to call before arriving), but no such luck. Nobody called, nobody came to the house, and yet again they marked it "customer unavailable." I’m calling again now, raising hell. They say: the courier isn’t here, we can’t tell you anything, *we’ll think about whether pickup is possible. *They said complaints can be sent to some Peter Harger at fedex@directstar.ru I’m going to write to him now. And, making use of my popular-blogger status, I’m posting it here too. *Dear Peter Harger, what the hell? What is going on over there? Kill your couriers. Or at least fire them. *And to all people of good will: People, don’t use FedEx! FedEx is evil. FedEx will lie to you. Anything but FedEx. Nasty, disgusting FedEx. PS. the first link Google gives for "Peter Harger." No surprise there. PPS. Being a popular blogger works. Peter Harger just called me. Said he’d, like, look into it. PPPS. Although it just occurred to me that maybe someone was pulling my leg. My phone number isn’t hard to find. Some guy called, speaking polite Russian with an accent. PPPPS. People are having fun. Another Peter Harger: peter_harger.
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