My entire feed is already full of this, but I still can't help posting it. It's just brilliant: --* What is this pompous nonsense! you'll exclaim aloud, Unable to stomach pacifism. Has our valiant spirit really run dry, A spirit expressed only in parades?! Is our military glory really done for, Have we let our banners droop to the side, And is our fate now these so-called people's fronts With Nadya Babkina (a Russian folk-pop singer), begging for cash?! * And the bit about Ramzanchik is an absolute masterpiece