The 100 Most Influential People in the World Pretty cool, huh. Now at rallies they’ll be able to announce over a megaphone: DEAR POLICE OFFICERS, YOUR ILLEGAL ACTIONS ARE DISTRESSING ONE OF THE MOST INFLUENTIAL PEOPLE IN THE WORLD. IF YOU DO NOT STOP, HE WILL WRITE ABOUT IT ON TWITTER. And also, in the rules for holding detainees posted on the wall in every cell of Special Detention Center No. 1, I distinctly remember seeing a clause saying that citizens included in Time magazine’s top 100 most influential people are entitled to a second mattress when assigned to a cell, and they may eat their pasta with a fork rather than a spoon, like everyone else. Many people think the article is illustrated with this particular photo of me because it perfectly captures the horrors of Russian reality—your hair stands on end, and there are dark circles under your eyes.
http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,2111975_2111976_2112167,00.html Actually, it’s much simpler. This is a photo from my failed audition for the Russian version of the Twilight film saga.
But unfortunately, I didn’t make it into the top-tier version. Still, my current status as one of the most influential people did finally help me land a role in a low-budget version of a world-famous TV series, which will be produced especially for Russian regional television networks: