The most wonderfully creative stunts are being organized by the uncle of the 22-year-old billionaire niece. In Krasnodar, effigies of Mitrokhin, Navalny, and SpongeBob were burned Activists from the public organization “Social Justice” held an authorized rally, “Krasnodar for Putin,” outside the office of the regional branch of the Yabloko party (a liberal Russian political party), during which they burned effigies of Sergei Mitrokhin, Yevgenia Chirikova, and Alexei Navalny. According to Yabloko’s local branch, about 50 people took part in the rally. The bonfire in which the effigies were burned was put out at the police’s request. The activists also carried out a public execution of a plush toy — the hero of the animated series SpongeBob SquarePants, which, as the rally participants claimed, symbolized the governments of the United Kingdom and the United States. http://www.u-f.ru/News/u231/2012/12/06/648677

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http://youtu.be/C0-iwm9vAQo So that makes me Patrick, apparently:

Wikipedia clarifies: SpongeBob’s best friend is a cheerful mentally disabled starfish named Patrick Star.

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