to take the kitty for a walk

You absolutely have to read this. A disgusting and astonishing story: On August 31, 2008, when the amphorae were still gathering dust in a museum storeroom lying on the seabed, V.V. Putin paid a visit to the taiga, where, purely by coincidence, a tigress had been caught at that very time for a VIP show scientific research meant to aid the preservation of this magnificent endangered predator. Vladimir Vladimirovich, of course, decided to carry out his direct duties and personally put a GPS collar on the kitty.  .... But I got sidetracked. What about our tigress? The official media reported that the tigress was doing just fine: she gave birth to cubs (the father is unknown, so malicious tongues say something odd about her meeting with the prime minister, but we won’t listen to them), her location is shown online [1], where there are also photos of her after the meeting with the prime minister [2,3].

The vile Kremlin crooks dragged a zoo tigress into the forest and tormented her for the sake of a couple of TV segments. Here is what this whole clown show looked like. "The "wild tigress" had been sitting in a snare for several hours by the time of the "prime minister’s accurate shot." But that’s not all. After I wrote about this on Twitter, a person turned up who had been specifically hired by RIA Novosti to create a fake movement map for the nonexistent "Putin tigress" on Putin’s website. I spoke to him myself, and mutual acquaintances also confirm his account. At RIA Novosti, entering fake coordinates into a fake map is called "taking the kitty for a walk." It would be funny if that kitty were actually alive and running somewhere through the forests. As drugo**i put it very well on th**is subject: The only thing in Putin’s government that isn’t fake is the money in its accounts. Everything else is fake: amphorae, tigresses, elections, and so on.